Holden McGroin

Reckon he has it in him to quit?

Never heard of Blumpkin. Always called it a a Poo and a Chew in my days.

Do we find out about Starmer today?

On a side note; im going to a night with Frank Bruno in a couple of weeks.

Electing the wrong Miliband for me.

Well, better excuse than hiding in a fridge.

He is probably next in line for a cabinet job at this rate.

Swapping Ruiger for Jamal. Seems sensible.

ALL OF THEM.

Seems like he'd rather take down the tory party than quit himself. That's what we are dealing with.

If one man can ride this out it will be Boris. Expect to see a lot of "He gets the big decisions right" talk in the next few days.

Lascelles is too uncomfortable on the ball to play in this team so he'd on my top list to leave. Plus we could probably get a few million for him from one of the promoted teams.

He has no reason to call a snap election now. Even his complete unawareness and thick skin will know that would be a huge gamble.

Anyone with an edge would. I doubt he'll make the most of it as per usual.

He genuinely is going to ride this out. Good news for the opposition in the long run. The bloke just has no moral compass does he? Probably thinks he'll be thought of as the new Winston Churchill.

I wouldn't put it past him replace them with loyalists and hang on for a year and hope this (and probably another 6 scandals by then) blows over.

Just one step too far. Although about 10 steps too far for now normal people.

Johnson is a gonner, surely

Rents still won't see this as a positive.

He is building the tension

Don't leave us hanging Diego.

Could be a blessing if Starmer goes. Time for Nandy to step up.

Written like he was on the negotiating table himself. Clown.

Never - until the press really turn on him.

3 year contract is good financial deal for him. 3 years of apathy - not so much.