AgentAxeman

been saying this for age's but like cassandra was never believed.

One for Alex

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yeah maybe, but i didnt say "good, im pleased he's dead" or words to that effect like you and MF did. i can recognize he was a cunt without glorying in his death. thats all im saying.

definitely a cunt but no need to rejoice at his death lads. tbh, i think this shows the underlying racial tensions in SA. i fear for anyone going over to this 'harmonious racial paradise' for the world cup. could be an awful lot of blood spilled.

well done chaps! time for a beverage methinks!

Bollocks!

Can you honestly see Forest overhauling our GD in 5 games? I meant mathematically, i don't want to be promoted today i wana be promoted on sky and in front of 48k tbh it'll probably be more like 50k+

Christ you're more right wing than LM & Stevie combined!

I think i may have a drink or 6 tonight!

SHOLA!!!!

GO ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pretty much what i thought. British National Party:63% Conservative Party:62% UK Independence Party:54% Labour Party:34% Liberal Democrats:22% Green Party:9%

EDIT: in the same vein "Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future By Nick Hide on 01 April 2010, 10:33am A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender. Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes." Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered."

"Belgium moves to become first European country to ban the burka A parliamentary committee agreed yesterday to outlaw the wearing of face-covering veils in public. The full Parliament will vote later this month. Under the proposals, women could face a week in prison or a fine for wearing a veil in public. There are an estimated 650,000 Muslims in Belgium – 6 per cent of the population. The text of the new law does not specifically mention burkas but makes it illegal for anyone to wear clothing ‘that covers all or most of the face’ in any public place. Left-wing MP Denis Ducarme left no doubt the rules were targeting-Muslim extremists. He said after the vote by the home affairs committee: ‘This sends a very strong signal to radical Islamists.’ The French- speaking liberals who have proposed the law argue that an inability to identify people presents a security risk and that the veil is a ‘walking prison’ for women. Daniel Bacquelaine, the bill’s chief promoter, said the ban might also be used against potentially violent demonstrators who covered their faces. He estimated that only a few hundred women in Belgium wore facial veils, but said it was a rising trend. The MP said Belgium did not wish to follow the ‘bad examples’ of Britain and the Netherlands, where he said many Muslims lived in separate communities. The proposal is expected to become law as early as June as it has the support of all five parties in the coalition government. But opponents may appeal to the European Court of Human Rights. There have been debates over banning the burka in France, Switzerland and Italy. This week France’s highest administrative body said a full burka ban, which is supported by all political parties, could violate the French constitution and European law. Brussels has been linked to Islamic extremist terror operations a number of times since September 11. In 2003, 18 men were convicted of involvement in a terror cell with links to Al Qaeda." EDIT: shit, just realised no more spiderman masks!!

tbh, i reckon theres a bit more to it than just her being up the duff.

tbh, i always thought it was a shame that D.Kelly didnt have a crack at the Prem with NUFC, even as a back up to Cole/Beardsley. Not the best link up player but he could certainly finish.

meh! tbh i wasnt that impressed with Kev's vid. most likely agent talk!

I was under the impression that we didnt sign players off YouTube............................

fuckin hell man, you should really push this idea! its GREAT!!!

does anyone know anything about this guy? Tbh i have absolutely no idea who this fella is. Just agent talk? or is he a prospect?

RIP to the people who have died. Whats the story behind this?? does anybody know? "Chechen Rebel Claims He Ordered Moscow Subway Attack By: Jason M. Breslow The leader of a Chechen militant group has claimed responsibility for this week's twin suicide blasts that killed 39 people in the Moscow subway system, and he warned Russians that more attacks are on the way. In a video posted Wednesday to a pro-rebel Web site, Doku Umarov said Monday's bombing was an act of revenge for the killing of civilians by Russian security forces during an anti-terror raid near the Chechnya border in February. The Moscow bombings "were carried out on my orders, and they are not the last ones, with God's will," the rebel leader said. Vowing more attacks, he added: "I promise you the war will come to your streets, and you will feel it in your own lives and your own skin." The video appeared online hours after 12 people were killed when suicide bombers attacked in the republic of Dagestan, a province to the east of Chechnya in Russia's volatile North Caucasus region. According to the Center for Strategic and International Studies, more than 900 people were killed by violence in the region last year. Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has promised to "drag out of the sewer" the terrorists responsible for Monday's bombing, and on Wednesday he said he did not rule out the possibility that the Dagestan attack was carried out by "one and the same gang."

Im finding hangovers much more of a twat now than even only 4/5 yrs ago (im 39). definatley age catching up with me i reckon.

more from Littlejohn. got to say he's been funny this week They accuse Basil Brush and Prince Charles of hate crimes and let the real villains off scot-free Not content with introducing more than 3,500 new laws in its 13 years in office, the Labour Government invented a whole exciting new category of offence called 'hate crimes'. The Home Office definition is: 'Any incident which is perceived by the victim or any other person as being motivated by prejudice or hate.' While he wasn't actually prosecuted - unlike two South Coast pensioners who protested against a Gay Pride rally - Prince Charles found himself in big trouble for referring to an Asian polo partner and friend as 'Sooty', even though the gentleman in question has no problem with his nickname. The fact that no offence was either intended or taken would not have been enough to stop him being charged, provided someone - anyone - made a complaint. This puts the power of prosecution in the hands of any self-righteous, malevolent mischief-maker, of which we have no shortage. Thus there was a Scottish Nationalist who demanded the hokey-cokey be classified as a 'hate crime' because, he said, the popular party song and dance had anti-papist roots and was therefore sectarian. Anyone putting their right foot in, their right foot out, in, out, in, out and shaking it all about, should be arrested. A 77-year-old grandmother in Hampshire was warned that she would be arrested for inciting religious hatred unless she took down a jokey sign on her gate reading: 'Our dogs are fed on Jehovah's Witnesses.' I couldn't help wondering how long it would be before the 'hate crimes' vigilantes moved to close down Margate's Winter Gardens for featuring not only Sooty In Space, a kids' puppet show, but an evening with 4 Poofs And A Piano, Jonathan Ross's house band. The 4 Poofs And A Piano were refused permission to register their name as a Trademark because, the authorities said, someone could find the name offensive. The 4 Poofs protested that, given they were the poofs in question, no one could possibly take offence. If that's what they chose to call themselves, what was the problem? None of this cut any ice with the Trademark Taliban, who continued to insist that 'poofs' was intrinsically insulting and therefore could not receive official endorsement. As for Sooty In Space, the possibilities for prosecution were twofold, both racist and homophobic. Not only is 'Sooty' considered to be an outrageous racial slur, but Sooty himself spends the entire show with someone's hand up his backside. One phone call to the Old Bill from the Margate branch of Stonewall and it would be: 'Izzy-wizzy, let's get busy!' The only difficulty would be knowing which branch of Kent Police to complain to. I logged on to its website and clicked 'diversity'. You're spoiled for choice. 4 Poofs And A Piano, Jonathan Ross's house band, were refused permission to register their name as a Trademark as it was considered 'offensive' There's the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Action Group, which gives lesbians, gays and bisexuals an 'influential voice that will be listened to' and guarantees 'a dynamic forum for positive action'. This isn't to be confused with either the Gay and Transgender Action Group or the Kent Police Gay and Lesbian Support Group. If they don't take your complaint seriously, you could always ring the freefone number for the Kent Homophobic and Transphobic Reporting Line. Then there's always the Hate Crime Action Group, the Minority Ethnic Action Group and the Fairness Action Group, all of which come under the umbrella of the Diversity and Fairness Strategy Board, part of the new Citizen Focus Performance Gold Group, chaired by a deputy chief constable. They all have to justify their existence somehow. Which is why they are urging you to report any potential 'hate crime', however trivial. Between them, they should be able to cobble together some kind of charge that will stick and ensure that Sooty and the 4 Poofs are banged up in Maidstone nick for the next ten years. I dread to think what all this is costing, both in terms of hard cash and the monumental waste of police time, sitting around in committee meetings, talking bollocks and ticking boxes. And this madness isn't just confined to Kent, it's replicated in every police force across the country, in triplicate. (I hesitate to say 'in spades'.) Sooty may have got away with it for now, but Basil Brush wasn't so lucky. In 2008, he found himself being investigated after being put in the frame by someone called Joseph Jones, who styles himself vice-chairman of the Southern England Romany Gipsy & Irish Traveller Network. Jojo took extreme offence at the 'racist and offensive' nature of an episode broadcast on the children's digital channel CBBC in which Basil's neighbour, Dame Rosie Fortune, tries to sell him pegs and lucky heather and offers to read his palm. Basil's having none of it. He says: 'I went to a fortune-teller once and he said I was going on a long journey. He stole my wallet and I had to walk all the way home.' Boom, and indeed, boom! Jojo complained about such 'stereotypical comments'. Police officers were said to be studying the offending episode for evidence. I still can't believe I wrote that sentence. Police officers in Northamptonshire were sitting around staring at a video of a glove puppet to see whether they can bring a charge of 'racism' against him. Can you imagine the 'Wanted' poster? 'We are anxious to interview Mr Brush in relation to allegations made under the Race Relations Act 1976. He was last seen wearing a furry coat and sporting a bushy tail.' Clearly Northamptonshire Constabulary have no more sense of the ridiculous than the complainant. If you're wondering how Jojo came to hear about this shocking smear against sensitive, law-abiding members of the diddicoy community, then the answer is that it was first shown six years ago and has been repeated eight times since. It's also available on a DVD. So why complain, if not to make mischief? And more to the point, why didn't the Old Bill simply tell Jojo to go away and stop wasting their time? If Basil Brush can fall foul of the 'hate crimes' brigade, where will it all end? Will Northants social services take Andy Pandy into care because he's forced to live in a box with two other puppets? Will Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub be prosecuted for operating an all-white recruitment policy at Trumpton Fire Station? Remember this the next time some chief constable complains about 'lack of resources' and says he can't afford to put bobbies on the beat or investigate domestic burglaries. Meanwhile, the real purveyors of hate in our society are not only getting away with it but being encouraged by the idiocy of those in authority.