Matty

Lovin' the latest one! You could tell they weren't arsed with telling jokes but it was still hillarious!

Has Matty only got one ball liyke? 155003[/snapback] just laughed out loud in my deadly silent office! 155004[/snapback] Spare a thought for poor Matty I say, you insensitive twat! 155005[/snapback] You bastards...

Owen was vice-captain I thought.

To be fair, you've had the privilege of watching Hargreaves regularly and playing in his preferred position, whereas all we have seen of Hargreaves is when he's been chucked on the pitch by Eriksson, usually when the game has gone tits up and out of position. 155495[/snapback] Who's this we? You got a mouse in your pocket? 155504[/snapback] That's no mouse in his pocket

Did he shite. Hes a poor mans jenas , sits in the middle, gets the ball, passes it 15 yards. Doesnt win you games. He didnt run at people, didnt tackle, never headed the ball. Everything he got slated for at Newcastle. He was one of their poorest players IMO and a terrible choice to bring on when you are a man up and looking for the win. I thought he was one of the main reasons we managed to get to penalties! 155448[/snapback] Are you suggesting Jenas has ever passed a ball more than 15 yards? If you are, please shut up.

And a Canadian to boot! Well done that lad! The only England player to score a penalty... has never lived in England before!

Knew I should have put some money on France at 20/1.

Just seen clips from the 1986 final between these two, if this game is half as good then we're in for a treat!

I'm a trimmer... No shave though!

That song was so funny! The Ron Atkinson bit was fairly random but also had me in stiches, especially the bit with him and the guy with the big cock and his wife in bed!

He's just a fat Eddie Murphy like..

Hope you had a good'un ya old shite!

Funny, you can judge Kuyt on his WC form, but not Ruud. Why is that? 153381[/snapback] Because we know Ruud can do it in the prem. Kuyt could turn out to be another Tomasson. Plus on the evidence of last night, he's a diving twat. 153390[/snapback] Whereas Ruud is impossible to knock over........

Hey, those girls have achieved the hopes of most aspiring teenage girls these days... they've pulled a footballer.

He's had a decent World Cup so far. 153101[/snapback] So did Gary Breen last World Cup when he was linked with Barca, and looked what happened!

So we bid £6m, clearly not enough, so then Fatty can say "we are trying to sign the best around... blah blah..."

My girlfriend asked, when we were in Paris, "...is France in Scandinavia?" I didn't know where to start....

Yeah gotta agree, Hargreaves did impress me in what is clearly his best position and let Lampard (shite again) attack more, even if Gerrard did more in 10 mins then Lampard did all game.

It's all back on now, I guess Quinn could find room for his caravan at the car park in the end!

Nice. How much did you have on it? 151326[/snapback] A whole £1! Had a quid in my pocket when I walked past the bookies today... if only it was a fiver eh!

I had a bet on England HT and Draw FT, 14-1!

It scares me tbh.

1-1 for me, Owen scoring first.

If I EVER decide to put a bet on France again, someone slap me! Bastards!

As he scores the 3rd and very smartly sets up the 4th for Ukraine! That'll do my dream team nicely!