ewerk

Kane literally benching himself.

England could really shithouse it the whole way through to winning it.

Feeling even better about this now.

Oh dear, England.

England have looked much better for me but have still struggled to create any clear cut chances.

And there we have it, the CT kiss of death. Starmer now officially the best PM of CT’s lunchtime.

Where’s your analysis of the MRP forecasts vs actual results?

Maybe going on holiday instead of campaigning wasn’t the best idea?

Doesn’t understand how the search function works

Has a secret identity as a vigilante Environmental Health officer

Any decent analysis of how Reform have affected the result? It’s being compared to 1997 but this seems to be more about how Reform have routed the Tory vote than people turning wholesale to Labour.

Nice to wake up to see that the DUP have lost three of their eight seats including that of the odious Ian Paisley Jr who ends a run of 54 years in which his seat was held by either him or his father.

Goodnight. I now know the headline result so I’ll leave it to the rest of you to pick over the Tory carcus.

Well well well, look who turned up for this:

Are the English becoming even more stupid?

Bog trotters of the world UNITE!

Fucking seething.

Bridget is the first MP returned!

Blyth coming in with the first result.

Dorries furious that the man who led the disastrous Tory campaign has been rewarded with a place in the House of Lords. Also Chris Grayling and Therese Coffey out there too…

I was thinking about that. Who’s on the panel?

You just missed C4 announcing live in front of Nadine Dorries that Harriet Harmen is going to the House of Lords.