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I did a couple of weeks ago but then again I must be visiting nicer 5* hotels to you.

And you're already paying for the privilege. They're a fucking nuisance anyway. Let's not turn into idiot Americans.

I'll save you some anxiety. No you shouldn't have.

He wasn't found guilty of paying hush money to a porn star though. He was found guilty of falsifying business records and he signed off on that while he was president.

I mean COME ON!

They're also predicting Liz Truss to lose her seat.

Maybe it's just me but I don't think it's wise to have a president who doesn't start work until nearly lunchtime and then needs a nap during the day like a toddler.

I almost feel sorry for him now. He’s one more bad poll away from begging.

Corbyn.

Just the £50 per head extra for a soft drink pairing.

Well this would be nice.

FYP

I'm pretty sure I caught it from some cow shit but I withheld that fact because I knew I'd be a victim of this lazy stereotyped RACISM.

Hmmmm, in that case the cocktails I was drinking for 12 hours a day probably didn't help much either.

Well the stomach cramps finally subsided after eight days. I'd sent a shite sample to the doctors and they've called me back to tell me that I had e.coli which was then followed up by two hours on the phone to public health. I hadn't realised it was so serious but google tells me that it has a 17% mortality rate and nearly half of the cases in the UK end up hospitalised. Basically if I weren't such a medical marvel and beat it with Lucozade Sport alone I wouldn't be here and you're all blessed to still have my presence.

I've stayed in Lumley Castle before and thought it was nice enough but pretty boring in a stuffy sort of way.

Aye but we do that too.

Not just the elderly but the infirm too, see Gemmill for example A.

OMG I can't believe they've messed with the sacred heritage of the... MLS Allstars.

That's the sort of misogyny she was on about. It's the 21st century, women are allowed to be MPs too, granda.

Fair play to her, she didn't sign up to support racism and misogyny. All she wanted to do is get elected to parliament where she would work tirelessly to make other peoples' lives worse.

Aye I think they're okay. I haven't booked a hotel through them but have booked car rental and it was fine. They've been around for a long time now so that's something.

They were talking about Aston Villa on the radio yesterday. They've just had their best ever PL season and are playing in the CL next season. Now they've been forced to sell one of their best players, aren't likely to get out of their CL group and are highly unlikely to finish top 4 again next season. All because they aren't allowed to invest further. It's nonsensical and damages the PL 'brand' internationally.