Jimbo

F'narrrrr He was a bit of a tosser wasn't he. I would have given him a bitch slap, told him to get his coat and jog on! Alreet pet, I like the cut of your gip - jog on - used to use that back in the day. Have you got a blue minge too? 'Jib' btw. Perhaps a "gip" is a type of merkin ?

2 girls and 1 cup for so many reasons.

KEVIN KEEGAN has been snubbed AGAIN as his Newcastle revolution threatens to implode after just two games. Jonathan Woodgate has turned down a move back to St James' Park to sign for Spurs in a £7million deal. And some players were dismayed at new Newcastle boss Keegan's farcical tactical team meeting ahead of yesterday's 3-0 FA Cup fourth round drubbing at Arsenal. A Toon insider said: "The players were waiting for Kevin to give his instructions but all he said was: ‘Arsenal are a great passing team. We must make sure we pass the ball better than them.' "That was it. There were no specific tactics, no work on set pieces...the players were stunned." Newcastle have failed to score in both games since Keegan took over. And Middlesbrough defender Woodgate's decision to snub him comes just 24 hours after Alan Shearer rejected Keegan's offer to be his No 2. Keegan confessed: "I tried to bring in one new face and it was Woodgate, but I don't think I have been successful and it looks like we've lost out to Spurs. "It wasn't a question of money, it was purely down to where the boy wanted to go. "I wanted Wood-gate as the first part of the jigsaw. Spurs and us both had bids accepted but it looks like I've not got him." Woodgate, 28, was left out of Boro's team that beat Mansfield 2-0 yesterday and was set to undergo a medical last night. Boro boss Gareth Southgate confirmed: "There was a fee agreed with Newcastle but it was Jonathan's decision."

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Two pound ten a tit and a fiver for his arse ?

No shit Sherlock. As a fan of Martins, I don't think you're in any position to be patronising when it comes to judgement of players.

No shit Sherlock.

Looks a little too similar to the Count off Seseme street but other than that I've always thought he was a top notch broadcaster.

ITV have made the highly surprising decision to part company with Jim Rosenthal, who is widely regarded as the best all-round sports broadcaster in the business. The move not to renew 's exclusive contract after 28 years with the network will send shockwaves throughout the industry, especially after his immaculate hosting of the Rugby World Cup, which delivered the ratings-obsessed channel with their best audience of 2007. Mark Sharman, ITV's head of news and sport, has just brought back Sir Trevor McDonald to News at 10 at the grand old age of 68. Yet he told Rosenthal, 60, he would not be receiving another full-time contract when his current deal ends in August because ITV were looking for new talent. Rosenthal's long list of ITV credits includes presenting Champions League and World Cup football, Formula One at 153 grands prix, athletics and boxing, as well as three Rugby World Cups. An ITV colleague said: 'The whole network are stunned at what's happened to Jim, who is revered for the way he goes about his job. 'Anyone who has seen the word-perfect way he handles an outside broadcast would assume he's talking with an autocue. He's the best there is and he doesn't shout about it.' Sharman said: 'Jim Rosenthal has made a magnificent contribution to ITV Sport over a long period of time but we will no longer tie him to an exclusive contract. 'He will be free to explore other challenges while ITV Sport will have the opportunity to make on-air changes, particularly with the new FA deal.' Rosenthal will continue to present what's left of ITV boxing, while Sharman is likely to give extra responsibility to new signing Craig Doyle.

We have a winner Just shows what a complete twat the bloke is only took a few replies Me or Ainsley ?

Ainsley Harriot ?

On the flip side he might be a potent in English football as Kuyt or Kezman.

Changing employer for a pay rise, shocking, shocking attitude.

Keegan reveals Shearer talks Jan 25 2008 Evening Chronicle KEVIN KEEGAN revealed today he has held lengthy discussions with Alan Shearer over the Geordie ace joining his backroom staff. “I talked to Alan for four hours last night,” said Keegan, speaking before he took his United squad south for tomorrow’s FA Cup fourth-round tie against Arsenal. “There is a role for him at the club but it won’t be as No 2.”

Good, lets move on.

Every hole's a goal.

Incredible goal scoring record, gutted to see him go to boro.

So sorry to hear of your tragic news.

Beowulf Brilliant ! wasn't expecting to enjoy it at all after hearing of the bastardisation of the story and having Ray Winston provide a Cockerny barrowboy accent, but I was really pleasantly surprised.

Agreed, the ending was poorly executed in my opinion, was very good up until then.

Thats freaky, I'm watching that at this very moment !