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Fuck me ! thats some serious retail therapy dude !

Dispicable, this country is going to the dogs.

Don't know if its the studio lighting but it looks like he's only shaved one side !

I used something very similar from thevistaforums.com the novelty soon wore off tbh.

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He's fucking shit.

yer mum awww c'mon it had to be done, shirley my mum's not called shirley......

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What is your biggest moment of shame and regret you have commited whilst being pissed ?

I would imagine talking about your stamp collection or your porn stash would be bad ju-ju.

No you're not, seems to be selling the release clause a wee bit if you ask me.

A 12-year-old boy was charged with assault and taken before the courts - for throwing a cocktail sausage. The boy was accused of throwing the pork snack at a 74-year-old man in Woodhouse Park, south Manchester. He denied the charge in a hearing at a Manchester Youth Court, where the judge questioned the decision to prosecute. Greater Manchester Police and the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) are now reviewing the case, which the boy's mother described as an "utter joke". She told the BBC: "They came to arrest him in my house, they took him into a police van. They took him to Elizabeth Slinger [police station], put him in a cell, took his photographs, his fingerprints, then interviewed him. "And then they decided to charge him with common assault - with a sausage. "It had quite a bit of an effect on him. He couldn't sleep. He takes sleeping tablets anyway - but they didn't work." Asked whether she accepted that he needed to be punished, she told the BBC: "Definitely yes, but not to the extent that they have gone." The incident involving the boy, who cannot be named, was alleged to have taken place on 11 August. The victim, who believed he had been hit with a stone, told police it was the latest in a series of incidents in which he had been intimidated by local youths. Charging the boy was the only option because he had previously been issued with three reprimands, a GMP spokeswoman said. "The officer's decision to charge was completely in line with standard procedure, and took all available information into consideration," she added. "Greater Manchester Police takes all incidents of anti-social behaviour very seriously and they are investigated thoroughly." The police and CPS are now jointly reviewing the prosecution, she added.

Wombats I think.

I was probably too self conscious by then and adopted my Posh "fish" accent

He did ! first time we had met, we had just shook hands and he immediately said "Where the fook is that accent from man ? Australia ?"

To be fair, in terms of comedy value, that is nothing in comparison to what would be my ginger/blonde mexican bandito tache if I were to grown one.

Perhaps an apology is in order http://www.bbc.co.uk/voices/multilingual/e..._comments.shtml

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