Jimbo

I had the 12".

Chuck Norris wouldn't even have flinched.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293181,00.html TOKYO — A Japanese biker whose leg was severed below the knee continued his ride, apparently unaware of his loss, Reuters reports. The office worker, who was not identified in the story, said he felt extreme pain after hitting a safety barrier on his motorcycle but rode for 1.2 miles before noticing. One of the friends with whom he was riding retrieved the 54-year-old's body part during the outing in Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, on Monday. He was taken to the hospital but the leg had been crushed.

Good call Brock

One big mistake was applying for funding for an HND in Operations Engineering last year, had to bow and scrape to the departmental manager to agree to fund it, then after the first lecture I realised that given the amount of the course I would miss due to work commitments, there wasn't a snowball's chance in hell of passing it, so I quit in the first week quickly before any funds changed hands. Then had to explain in detail to my boss as to why I'd chicken'd out, talk about bruised ego.

and one called Dick as well if memory serves me correctly.

The Verve - History

Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah

Juliano Belletti says he wants to stay at Barcelona, but admits he is considering offers from other clubs. The Brazilian full-back's chances were limited last season following the arrival of Gianluca Zambrotta and Lilian Thuram from Juventus. Belletti is also believed to be one of the players Barca are looking off-load after the arrival of defenders Eric Abidal and Gabi Milito in the summer. "It's difficult. Barcelona say they want me to stay and I want to stay, but we're hearing other things," Belletti explained. "My agent is listening to offers and so are the club, I think." Belletti has been included in the Barca squad for Wednesday's friendly against Bayern Munich at the Olympic Stadium.

Talksport Spuds caller: " Jermaine Jenas is the worst midfielder in the Premier League" No shit Sherlock, thanks for the £7m

In the Big Brother house, using his stage-name 'Gerry'

Cardiff City's main financial backers have initiated legal proceedings against the club over claims they have not repaid more than £30m in debts. Law firm Hextalls LLP, acting on behalf of Cardiff backers Langston, have accused the club's board of mismanaging their finances. Cardiff are also accused of misleading the public about the health of their accounts for the year ending May 2006. "Any allegations are refuted," said Cardiff chairman Peter Ridsdale. Ridsdale added: "The statements released by Hextalls LLP seem to be an ill informed mixture of fiction and general confusion." The Hextalls LLP's statement read: "Our client's claim is that this sum is due for payment now as a result of the club's inability to meet certain deadlines as well as breaching the terms of its loan agreement in respect of the capital sum plus interest. "It had been hoped to resolve the matter privately and in confidence but the club has repeatedly ignored numerous requests to discuss the debt and its implications. "As a result of legal proceedings commencing, the issues have now become public and therefore this statement is being made. "The court action is being taken reluctantly but our client has been left with no alternative following the club's failure to respond to repeated approaches."

Knocks us off the top too

muahahahahahahahaha !!

Competing with the top 4 this season you know.

You'll be alright mate, everyone builds up a sleep-debt every so often, you'll catch up.

To be honest I think I once compared being given the choice of Roeder or Allardyce to have to decide between AIDS or Cancer, I'll admit I was wrong !

From Wikipedia: Yepes is presently the most highly paid Ligue 1 player, earning 250,000 euros per month.

We know! Think of it as an anthem.

Divinyls - I Touch Myself

What a difference 11 months makes....

Allardyce agrees.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/taysid...ral/6944534.stm Well, its a good start.

Its depressing as hell, I just popped down the local highstreet and its just full of dolebums and charvas and general scum, its a cancer eating away at this country.