Jimbo

Have you ever tried shaving your bollocks ?

This isn't some 17 yearold fledgling talent Zath, the "kid" is nearly 25, he's either good enough or he isn't.

Personally the jury is still out for me.

According to nufc.com: Back in action: Strike duo return Tuesday morning saw both Michael Owen and Shola Ameobi make a playing return for Newcastle in a behind closed doors friendly match against Scottish side Gretna. More details to follow.

Hairy spuds it is then !

I love Life on Mars, is tonight's show the last one ?????

Can't you use hair removal cream ??? Shirley the least painful method.

Arctic Monkey's - Flourescent Adolescent

Try posting on here: http://thevistaforums.com

Press the series link thing? yup - though not every series has the 'series link ' to click and i'm positive some program have disappeared from my planner.... Set one episode to record on your planner then if you get the option press the green button for series link.

We could do without those, Parker is injured and then suspended for 2 matches I think too. Not exactly going to help our final run in of games. Harper is a straight swap for Given, Dyer isn't playing in midfield, so it's not really that bad. I've never subscribed to that opinion and I think I think Harper was 'found out' when Given was injured earlier this season. Agreed, Harper is nowhere near Given's level.

Shit game, both teams too scared to lose to press for a win, but I'll take 1 point against Arsenal in hindsight.

Dyer looking uncomfortable, N'Zog to come on.

Martin you terrible cu.......

hhmm, maybe he gave it as a foul.

Sounds like Howard Webb is having a shocker, just booked Butt for a great clean tackle.

I've turned my Newcastle form around by performing a tactic tweak that used to work on CM. I set my tactic to the default 4-5-1, when I'm at the team talk screen I go to tactics and bring a striker that I've selected in the centre of midfield to be up front along side the existing striker, making it in effect a 4-4-2, this upset's the games A.I. and I'm having brilliant results from using it.

Groin, was out of stride for a kick and over extended.

Given crocked.

I'd have played instead of Carr tbh.

any link? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1o235_wa...outh-mahon-goal

I'm not sure at all, I think it will either be a sneaky win for us or a complete tonking.

Newcastle v Arsenal St James' Park Monday, 9 April Kick-off: 1500 BST Newcastle captain Scott Parker is a major doubt with the ankle injury that forced him off in the 56th minute the 2-1 victory at Sheffield United. Emre, who replaced Parker at Bramall Lane, is in line to start should Parker not be passed fit. Arsenal will bring midfielder Denilson back in the squad after he was rested for the defeat by West Ham on Saturday. Manager Arsene Wenger may freshen things up at St James' Park following three straight league defeats. Newcastle (from): Given, Harper, Solano, Carr, Babayaro, Edgar, Taylor, Bramble, Onyewu, Moore, Ramage, Huntington, Butt, Parker, Milner, Duff, Emre, N'Zogbia, Pattison, Troisi, Martins, Dyer, Sibierski, Luque, Carroll. Arsenal (from): Lehmann, Eboue, Gallas, Toure, Clichy, Hleb, Fabregas, Gilberto, Rosicky, Ljungberg, Adebayor, Almunia, Denilson, Diaby, Aliadiere, Baptista, Senderos, Randall. BIG-MATCH FACTS NEWCASTLE UNITED ended a four match winless run in the Premiership with victory at relegation threatened Sheffield United on Saturday. Their best chance of Europe next season would appear to be via by the Intertoto Cup route, while opponents Arsenal need something from this trip to avoid being pushed out of a Champions League pre-qualifying berth. Glenn Roeder saw his side lose a nine-game unbeaten home League run in their last St James' Park outing, losing 0-1 to Manchester City on 31 March. The Magpies recorded their first victory in nine League meetings with Arsenal, when Nol Solano scored his first goal in more than two years in a Newcastle shirt to decide the issue in this corresponding fixture last season. The Tyneside club have not managed back-to-back home League victories over the Gunners for 11 years. ARSENAL and their supporters make the longest trip this Easter Monday in the 275 miles to St James' Park, in danger of losing a fourth successive Premiership match for the first time since between 5 and 22 March 1995 when West Ham (h), Blackburn (a), Newcastle (a) and Manchester United (a) defeated them. Another loss, coupled with victory for Bolton over Everton, would see the Gunners dropping to fifth. They've never finished outside the top four under Arsene Wenger. The Gunners will hoping this will be a more fruitful trip to the north east, than the previous two were to Merseyside, which both resulted in defeats (1-0 at Everton, and 4-1 at Liverpool). The Londoners are vying for a third win in six Premiership visits to St James' Park. REFEREE Howard Webb (Yorkshire) SEQUENCES/RECENT FORM NEWCASTLE UNITED Club stats Fixtures 10th 40 points Highest achievable: 10th Lowest could fall: 13th ARSENAL Club stats Fixtures 4th 55 points Highest achievable: 4th Lowest could fall: 5th KEY PLAYER NOTES/POTENTIAL MILESTONES NEWCASTLE UNITED Obafemi MARTINS is Newcastle's top scorer with 17 goals - 11 of which are Premiership goals. Kieron DYER is a hat trick shy of 50 career club goals. ARSENAL Robin VAN PERSIE is Arsenal's top scorer with 13 goals, 11 in the Premiership. Cesc FABREGAS is the only remaining player to have participated in at least a part of every one of Arsenal's Premiership matches this season. If he maintains that record, FABREGAS will be making his 100th Premiership appearance - all for the Gunners. LAST SEASON'S CORRESPONDING GAME Newcastle United 1-0 Arsenal 10 December 2005 - Ref: Dermot Gallagher Newcastle scorer: Solano 82 Sent Off: Silva (Arsenal) 57 THIS SEASON'S REVERSE FIXTURE Arsenal 1-1 Newcastle United 18 November 2006 - Ref: Martin Atkinson Arsenal scorer: Henry 70 Newcastle scorer: Dyer 30 HEAD TO HEAD TOTALS Home and away League: Newcastle 61 wins, Arsenal 54, Draws 32 Prem: Newcastle 8 wins, Arsenal 13, Draws 6 at Newcastle only League: Newcastle 40 wins, Arsenal 18, Draws 15 Prem: Newcastle 5 wins, Arsenal 4, Draws 4