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Come on Mitro.

You watching from behind the goal too? Looked a good chance, aye, but the suspense was slightly ruined by radio being 5 seconds ahead. RITCHIE!

Norwich 0 - 1 Preston

PEREZ! On a hattrick.

Second half from behind the goal: https://www.periscope.tv/NUFC_DAVID_UK/1eaKblyyBDjJX

I was looking at the back of a bloke's head live from the ground and can confirm.

Stone bonker penalty.

Not a good link but here it is anyway: https://www.facebook.com/indianufcfans/posts/884384328362327

I'm listening to the official one, but this might be some help: https://www.reddit.com/r/NUFC/comments/58swfa/pepe_fm_newcastle_vs_ipswich_1500hrs_2210/

Mitrovic still can't get in the side.

Newcastle United (4-2-3-1): Karl Darlow; DeAndre Yedlin, Jamaal Lascelles ©, Ciaran Clark, Paul Dummett; Jack Colback, Jonjo Shelvey; Matt Ritchie, Ayoze Perez, Yoan Gouffran; Dwight Gayle Substitutes: Matz Sels, Vurnon Anita, Chancel Mbemba, Isaac Hayden, Christian Atsu, Mo Diame, Aleksandar Mitrovic

There's basically no way to stop the streaming other than to stop offering 3pm matches abroad, and looking at what that's worth to them, it's not happening. Given that, I think we'll end up with 3pm matches offered in the UK within a few years due to streaming's popularity.

That was my first thought.

There it is.

That's how it's done.

And a couple of outrageous misses.

I'm sure he was/is a decent player given his history, but we never saw anything but a few neat passes in all his time at Newcastle.

That can't be real, can it?

Aren't you in your 30s? Did you seriously just use 'virgin' as an insult? Agree about bringing back Kevin.

Anyone ever had a dream they weren't human? Once had a dream I was a metal ball being chased through glass walls by some evil all-powerful corporation. Figure that one out, Freud.

Favourite moment from last night, to counter his "30 years you did feck all" rhetoric. She just went decade by decade ending with - when I was helping black kids, your were evicting them. When I was getting Bin Laden, you were hosting Celebrity Apprentice. SLAM. He also gave her grief for repeating a point "you said that already" when he's like a fucking belligerent doll that repeats the same 6 phrases when you pull his string.

Anyone watch him last night btw? His comments on accepting the results of the election were pretty terrifying. I can totally see him being King of Thailand.

Or humanity.

I'm with you on most things, but that's clearly a joke, like.