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Wedding ring found in horse's rectum linking him to the crime 193681[/snapback] More like a watch

I liked your "yeah" "no" posts better

Ted Nugent Stranglehold. just thought it deserved a mention brilliant track

As everyone in the world knows, Steve, "Lets poke that angry, venemous snake with a stick" Irwin is dead. But doesn't his death seem a little strange? Think about it for a moment. The stingray stung him in the heart. Had it have been his leg, arm, back, pretty much anywhere NOT his heart, there would have been at least some chance of survival. But no no, this stingray got him right in the heart, with PINPOINT ACCURACY, ensuring his untimely death. Steve did a lot of work protecting the environment, and environmental protection goes against the agenda of, well, just about every major corporation in the world - especially oil companies who want to dig up everywhere. (Remember when the French government ordered their ship to blow up Greenpeace Warrior?) These corporations have deep pockets, and without a doubt at least a few of them have arranged for people who anger their shareholders to meet with untimely "accidents": Enron boss, Aldo Moro, Olaf Palme, JFK, etc, etc, etc. Remember how Diana pissed off the royal family by hugging hungry Africans and trying to ban landmines? Now let's suppose for a moment that Mr Irwin's fight to protect the environment, as well as educate the public about the need for this protection, ruffled the feathers of one such unscrupulous company. Let's also suppose for a moment that said company decided to off Steve as a message to other do-gooders. What better assassin could there be than a rogue stingray, perhaps trying to pay off gambling debts, perhaps a druggie, payed via the mafia on behalf of an unnamed corporation (perhaps Dick Cheney's Halliburton) to KILL STEVE IRWIN?

40 Mackems die in a horrific fire and get sent up to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greets them and says "I've only got room for 12, so I'll give you 5 minutes to decide amongst yourselves which ones are going to stay............. 5 minutes later, St. Peter is talking to God.. "Fucking hell, they've gone!", he says. God replies, "What, all 40?" . . . . . . . . . . . . "No, the fucking gates!" The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America". President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek." President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "It's because it takes place in the future."

Thats not a punishment, that would be Fab.

Or vice versa for the ladies. Me, I find it hard to beat the old basque. Thongs are ok, but not on builders

What he do

In a word, no! It costs money to run this place, the games take up plenty of bandwidth so therefore it either costs the members to play them or they put something back in (i.e. sensible posts). He's not been banned, he's just had his post count altered as punishment. If he (and you for that matter) want to contribute to this place with good sensible posts then you'll be rewarded when you get to 50 posts with access to the arcade. Jesus christ, I bet you're the type of bloke who would knock on his neighbour's front door and ask him to remove the encryption from his wireless router as you can no longer hack into his broadband. Freeloader! 193933[/snapback] well thats me away then

If so why? If so do you display a selfish side with your toy sharing? Me I'm a only child, mother did not stick with one bloke enough to have another. I'm very mine, mine, mine

I was talking to a lad I play football with and he couldn't believe I'd been to Amsterdam on 3 separate occasions and never been with a prostitute. 193784[/snapback] Totally different mindset man. I've only ever been as far as Schiphol, but if I do go to Amsterdam it'll not be for that. 193788[/snapback] It's a nice place. Dead 'touristy' like, but worth a visit. It's spot on for a city break as there are loads of flights from Newcastle and it's only about an hour away. I'd give the ferry a miss though. 193793[/snapback] Aye not a big fan of ferrys. Got the Seacat over to Belfast once and it was dead rough. Sat outside in the cold so that I could see the horizon and didn't get sick, but when I went back in as we came into dock, you would have thought someone had uncorked a bottle of the ebola virus on board. Sick everywhere, people staggering around like green-faced zombies, a kid spewing over a railing onto a table below. It was just a scene of mass destruction. 193800[/snapback] Soonds like the Anson in Walsend

Toontastic annual trip to Amsterdam on the ferry from shields? 193794[/snapback] it's a canny idea though 193796[/snapback]

Toontastic annual trip to Amsterdam on the ferry from shields?

I was talking to a lad I play football with and he couldn't believe I'd been to Amsterdam on 3 separate occasions and never been with a prostitute. 193784[/snapback] Once when in Amsterdam with woor lass, a shady dealer type came up to me and offered me Viagra. Woor lass started laughing her heed off saying things like I look like I needed help, until I pointed out it was probably because he saw what I was going to poke. (not quite worded like that)

There's someone like that locally but they sit on a bucket

I'm going to apply for a laugh

Aye I find the same with Stephen King's books of late. Starts off with a really good idea then completely blows it by descending into utter stupidity. 193607[/snapback] Never read his stuff now, used read all the early ones. Same applies to Dean Kuntz

Some of the great first posts made by members on here? This was brought about by Gerrards' first post of "yeah" or is it too difficult of a task?

Proper hero. Puts a lot of people to shame. well done

Unbelievable I know, but I have never seen it

touch of the N-O there like 193517[/snapback] You know where the fucking door is... 193520[/snapback] Do forums have doors? (waaaaaalsend excepted) 193524[/snapback] Technically they're called escape hatches, if you've ever walked through the forum on a Saturday morning and witnessed the incredible number of disfigured, wheelchair bound freaks that dare the light of day you'll know what I'm on about. I had to cover the bairns eyes the other day from a particularly horrible sight that was trundling toward us. You'd think they'd have stopped breeding after seeing what was coming out! 193540[/snapback] I happened upon the Waaaaalsend summer festival a while back!! Jesus that was frightening. It was like the bar in Star Wars had kicked oot 193545[/snapback] I was in the Anson the other week, and overheard a conversation between a family nearby, the mother was telling her kids she used to have a lovely set of dominoes, then the fatha piped out in all seriouslness, "til I battered them all oot!". The daft bint then said something along the lines of, "Aye you did, but I still love ya!" FFS. 193550[/snapback] Should have said hello I would have got you a bottle

May I suggest York Minster Hadrians Wall Severn Bridge Lake District Pennines Stone Henge Middlesbrough

touch of the N-O there like 193517[/snapback] You know where the fucking door is... 193520[/snapback] Do forums have doors? (waaaaaalsend excepted) 193524[/snapback] Technically they're called escape hatches, if you've ever walked through the forum on a Saturday morning and witnessed the incredible number of disfigured, wheelchair bound freaks that dare the light of day you'll know what I'm on about. I had to cover the bairns eyes the other day from a particularly horrible sight that was trundling toward us. You'd think they'd have stopped breeding after seeing what was coming out! 193540[/snapback] I happened upon the Waaaaalsend summer festival a while back!! Jesus that was frightening. It was like the bar in Star Wars had kicked oot

Thats called friends re - united in Waaaaaaaaaaaaaallsend

bless you 193535[/snapback] Yes a Kurt Wallender story. first one I have read, have another one on the rocking chair waiting to be seen to.