bobbyshinton

I'll high farm you

Do you actually hate someone. Strong emotion, not just used like on Souness but a geniune hate figure. Me I don't actually hate anyone, have my dislikes.

Sounds like a Star Wars planet. His wife tbh. Cannot believe piss flaps is not on yet

Tell me where to stick them and I will On their 25th anniversary a couple took a second honeymoon at the same hotel. As they reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what went through your mind ?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry". Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now ?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job." well its off to N-O for you

second and last http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1628015

here's me first http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1627994

How do you get the link to your movie?

We have a bloke on our estate has not done a stroke of legal work all his life 30+. Well known to evryone that he supplied drugs in the local boozers etc. Yet he has a big (nice) house a standard for the image 4x4. He must be worth a canny bit, so uin his case crime pays. I also think certain crimes are now accepted to some extent or level which provides a canny income for people.

First right off saint James' Boul. (not spelling that) I see a lot of blokes that drink in the clock waiting outside. remember Tommy Cr*** of little white bull fame?

Pass it every night. Some nights big ques others small ones, I try to guess what soup is on. Winter Long Que = Broth Short que = Consume Summer long = Tomatoe Short = leek and potatoe What do you reckon? Did you know there was a soup kitchen

ya fucker. I clicked on your link and my street was the first to come up Do you know owt about what happened? I'm no grass speak to

errr uhm they aren't really my jokes I cut and paste a couple owt to say

ya fucker. I clicked on your link and my street was the first to come up

No probs. If someone shows me where the joke thread is I will put them in there, when I get a good one. I have not got a problem with this, unlike N-O it has been raised and discussed. With N-O I went on holiday for a week, came back and I was oot in the cold Mind I have also got to add I get 100's of PM's asking for more

A man walks into the trent and says to the barman "Line me up ten whiskies" So the barman lines them up and the man gulps them down one after another. "Jeez" says the barman "What are you celebrating then?". "My first blow job" replies the man. "Oh well" says the barman "for that I'll buy you one myself." . . . . . . . . . . . "No thanks" says the man "If ten doesn't get rid of the taste, another one wont help." uh

Chronicle People ar going to go balistic. Can't provide link (thick ) The about smacking of desperation. I will go and get tin hat

i know where Iran is, did you know they are not Arabs,

Hard to motivate yourself, was it a better environment for learning, were you doing time and did you pass

At school whatever? I was at school. Life made a misery, so much so I used to miss a lot of lessons. By doing this I got in with some of the wrong people( including some of the bulies) , toughened me up. I hated it. If you are bullying someone for fucks sake stop it. It can wreck lives in so many ways.

no offence taken Just comes to my head and gets posted, clears the clutter. Quality control? Who are you to decide if they have not all been quality. Everyone gets some form of response so someone was interested. It keeps the activity rate up on the forum during off peak times. If you do not want to read don't I'll not be offended. If it is a problem I'm sure the mods would mention it and I would reduce the posts. What we need is a special board where new topics are posted. Then a moderator or an admin can decide if they're worthy of being posted on the main board. Simple really.

You're my inspiration

Toon Disco in the Percy

no offence taken Just comes to my head and gets posted, clears the clutter. Quality control? Who are you to decide if they have not all been quality. Everyone gets some form of response so someone was interested. It keeps the activity rate up on the forum during off peak times. If you do not want to read don't I'll not be offended. If it is a problem I'm sure the mods would mention it and I would reduce the posts.

Me 21.00 to 07.15 is my norm, when in the house. I have more trouble staying up late than getting up early

Not me thank god. If you were how did that happen? How did you cope? are you still homeless, do you want a cuppa