bobbyshinton

I knew as soon as I posted it fuck off

What's the smallest cemetery in the world? . . . . . . . . . . . . . A woman's cunt - it only takes one stiff at a time.

I'm back. look who's back

How do you recondition an old whore? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stick a 10-pound ham up her cunt and pull out the bone.

What did Cleopatra say to Marc Antony when he got frisky? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not tonight, honey, it's my pyramid Fuck I forgot how good I was. Said I would stop when I hit 50 but I have had so many PM me asking for me to start again. Ta Craig, Alex, gemmill, Meenzer and all the rest

not come on here anymore

Ta Anyone suggestions for a chilled, relaxed weekend in Edinburgh. Done Castle, ghost and Whisky tours. Red bus tour, zoo no daft answers

delete this post. Sorry

bring it on big lads

I laughed. you would

Tunisia. Red hot bastard freezing now

Hoo even I'm not that un funny

fuck I wish I could be that funny

David young 73ish

By you're fucking popular even Stevie won

Give a fuck?

Go on man fucking smile. how many have passed that on via text