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Jacksons alive hes in a cave with Elvis and 2pac. By the way whos the boss? I want to be a moderator. I'll start free of charge first 2 weeks then I want £30 a week.

I'm fully booked RMS Queen Mary 2 this month starting Monday mate. I work on a lot of cruise boats. Started of Butlins performing after H from steps now I've hit the big time. BBC3 approached about a show but I want BBC1 mate so I rejected them. QUEEN MARY 2 LIVERPOOL KOPHEADS WORKPLACE

I'll say the women love it and the men hate it. I'd rather speak scouse than Geordie. Geordie reminds of fat beer bloke with no top on shouting Wye Aye Man. Tesco the UKs biggest supermarket and the man in charge a scouser.

You taking the piss their mate? Well your talking shit the boss of Tescos is a scouser. You think your big time senior corporate level. Your taking the piss you type like a binman.

THE Chinese government appears to be behind one of the most serious bids to buy Liverpool FC from its American owners, the ECHO has learned. The ECHO has been given strong indications businessman Kenny Huang is working in partnership with the China Investment Corporation (CIC) to buy Liverpool. China has huge foreign exchange reserves of $2.45trillion (£1.54 trillion) which it is looking to invest as it seeks to generate more wealth and pull two thirds of its population out of poverty. The communist state is also keen to create a new image for itself on the world stage as it becomes a dominant global power. We'll have more money than City. Spring rolls half time. Free kung fu lessons for Gerrard

Geordies are the most difficult people to understand, followed by Scousers, according to a new poll. The full list of the most confusing regional accents is as follows: 1. Geordie 82% 2. Scouse 81% 3. Scottish 75% 4. Welsh 70% 5. Irish 69% 6. Brummie 66% 7. Somerset 61% 8. Cockney 60% http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/A...s=searchresults "WYE AYE MAN I TALK HALF ENGLISH HALF SCOTTISH"

Don't have a go at jocks when no geordies play for England silly twat

Stevie's Thoughts You deserve fuck all you gloryhunting tramps. SHit fans, you deserve a plane flying in the Kop that's what you deserve. Fucking 5 European cups most successful team in England silly twat still think we deserve nothing? All Newcastle produces is Cheryl Cole (Shit at singing) Ant and Dec (Wankers) and Moat (A fucking nutcase) compare that to John Lennon Ste Gerrard wanker How many Geordies in England team? How many scousers in England team 3 Gerrard Carragher and Rooney. ha ha ha ha on the floor laughing me tits of Don't forget mate your best players are scousers

Kopheads thoughts If this Chinese deal takes place Liverpool back with the cash it deserves. Everyone knows Chinas the new superpower. Also Liverpool will be massive in China and thats were the cash is nowadays. China has assets USA has debts. So come on kung fu boys buy our club. Liverpool to win the league with Chinas cash thats my predictions.

Can you stick to topics related to the thread please lad. Cheers thread manager

Hi lads can you predict the premiership? Don't think I can't but heres me thoughts anyway. 1: Chelsea 2: Man City 3: Man Utd 4: Liverpool 5: Arsenal 6: Tottenham 7: Everton 8: Aston Villa 9: West Ham 10: Birmingham 11: Newcastle 12: Fulham 13: Blackburn 14: Wigan 15: Bolton 16: Sunderland 17: Blackpool 18: Stoke 19: West Brom 20: Wolves

Marlon King and Joey Barton they'll play well together. Teams will shit themselves. Hes a good signing if yous get him. Just keep away if you see them in town. I'll be reaching for the bog roll if I played against them wouldn't you?

Infrastructure is the basic physical and organizational structures needed for the operation of a society or enterprise,[1] or the services and facilities necessary for an economy to function. You think people get the arena by helecopter mate? Did you know Liverpool has a underground? Your thick not me you don't know what infrastructure means

Jack Rodwell the plastic scouser from Southport Merseyside a good player for me

A lot more than Newcastle has to offer just wait mate I'll find a few pics That good enough? I could find more but I've got no time. Going to town tonight over 300 clubs in town might pop in the cavern you know the worlds most famous pub.

I live Aintree mate. The only place that likes RL in Merseyside is St Helens and I know lots of tory voters live their. I do the weights mate and I'm a scouser. Everytime I walk into a shop out of Liverpool the staff shit themselves.

Listen you half-witted ignorant xenophobe, stop it with your negative stereotyping. Im asian and im a regular visitor to this site. But with idiots like you typing comments i can see how it might deter people from mixing in with good football banter. Looking at the way you type, im guessing English isnt your first language too. So why dont you join me for a curry sometime and we can work through basic grammar. Twat! Not worth talking to racist council estate scum mate. Ignore him. I'm not racist and I don't live on a council estate. True their is council estates in Liverpool, Manchester, London so what the fucks your point? Your racist against scousers.

Listen you half-witted ignorant xenophobe, stop it with your negative stereotyping. Im asian and im a regular visitor to this site. But with idiots like you typing comments i can see how it might deter people from mixing in with good football banter. Looking at the way you type, im guessing English isnt your first language too. So why dont you join me for a curry sometime and we can work through basic grammar. Twat! I'll join you for a curry if your paying and getting the ale in mate. I've got nothing against the asians I'm friends with punjab from the corner shop. I'm just saying that lots of asians support Man Utd. Its not racist saying asians like currys and its true you fart after a good curry. I like a curry mate nothing wrong with that. But if everyone at anfield had a curry the previous night the place would stink and the amount of methane in the place it wouldn't be safe to light a curry. As for stereotyping everyones on here is calling me a thief. The only time I've been in trouble is for possession of cannabis and I got a caution. Thats why most shops don't sell it in Liverpool. Thick twats the sun Liverpool the 4th Most populated city in England.

. Don't think The Sun does. Even the evertonains don't buy that shit.

"Leeds is a rugby city" Didn't think many toffs live in Leeds. Rugbys a toffs sport only public schools play it. All the players talk like Prince Charles ffs. An England player is going out with Princess Zara that says it all. Bull shit Leeds a rugby city.

Whos Steve Harper? sorry don't really follow championship football.

I've got two windows on me computer mate. The Liverpool forum and the Newcastle forum. See my computer gots lots of ram unlike your 128mb mate. Get a job and get a better computer before your computer blows up.

I've got a job mate I'm a stand up comic on the boats. I'll be on your tv screens soon mate.

Your the sterotype you thick twat your fans don't have any money . Does that apply to everyone? How the fuck do you know this? You call me a gypsy when you come from Ireland? We fucking feed yous when the rest of the country left yous to die. Now fuck of to your caravan and I don't want me fucking garden doing so stop knocking at me door mate. Tell your mum I don't want any good luck stones as well.

No the main problem is no one from Manchester supports Utd. They all support City. Thats why old trafford full of asians. I bet you most corner shops shut match day in Manchester. Not good if you need a paper for the horses hay mate. Get back to the Man Utd forum mate. I'll join you but I'm banned mate. I'll have to get me boffin brother to change me IP before the season starts. Mank geordie how inbred your like cat a mate.