kockhead

Word is on the street O Neil looking at plush flats Sunderland area. Just got a text from tough guy Mick

Any horse trainers use this forum? If so leave inside info below. Anyone with tips welcome as well. I need cash me bird hitting the credit cards. Cheers kophead thread manager

The recession not over till we pay China the debts we owe. Hurry up UK pay China LFC want some players.

Dont read fiction fiction for wankers. Like gangster books the cocky watchman (Curtis Warren a good read). Do Newcastle have gangsters? I know Moat a gangster but he not big time like the LIverpool gangsters

Derby lol Who gives a shit they cant produce no one famous

Delta taxis 0151-922-7373 The firms that big it will come to Newcastle

Kevin you a pikey mate? I need me garden doing

You said you were a stand-up? Yes mate I work on the boats.

Kev I've got a job mate I'm a comic I work on the boats silly twat

Kevin will your bird/fella still love you when you flip burgers mate?

Breaking news: Harry Redknapp arrested Saw police going through Redknapps door 6 bells this morning(Sky sports news). Redknapp still in his y fronts with hancuffs on. Redknapp goggled young boys to find some info on his opponents but the police took this the wrong way. Redknapp now released without charge. IPCC investigates.

You'll need the two scousers Barton and Nolan. If they stay fit you'll be okay. Scouse power keeping Newcastle in the prem. Don't know why some silly twats on here have a go at Liverpool when we keeping Newcastle afloat.

BREAKING NEWS: JOEY BARTON SHITTING WATER Kevs been sacked chicken nuggets taken out the fat 1 min to early. Joey Bartons had some hes shitting water

Alright mate you one of them big guys that smashed up Manchester?

If I was on that bus I'd do a flying kick at his face (Kung Fu expert). Hes not big and he sounds gay one fly kick and he'll go down

From kophead: If China are buying Liverpool they will keep it quiet until the deals done mate. Roman Abramovich Russian billonaire

Cheers barney mate Yes they are Nike other people had the same problem I'll take them back to JD to get me cash back. I felt odd but now I know other people had the same problem I feel better.

I've just brought a new pair of trainers. Top name (£60). The first day I wore them I took them off and they stunk of cat piss. I shower everyday and don't suffer from smelly feet. I've put them in garden because they stinking the house out. Should I take them back? what are my rights? I can't go round with me feet smelling of cat piss I feel cheated and out of pocket

They'll have to play kids tank top tom mate

Ferry across the mersey

Get on the Jeremy Kyle show mate this a job for Graham and Jeremy.

Download old brookside stuff mate. Barry Grants a legend. Bread is good as well.

I've got inside info its that bad the players wiping their arse with the Sun newspaper.

You the boss mate? If not who is I want to be a mod. I'm the right man for the job

I've met Kevin in a nightclub toilet. He was selling aftershave shouting "No spray no lay"