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Some good shots in there, Jonny boy. The more I see of Zog, the more I love the lad - in a non-MeenzeSOGemm way of course.

....aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, it will be absolutely astounding to get into Europe - if we do, that is - following the season we have had. One thing's for sure, the end to our season isn't half exciting imo. If we can beat West Brom tomorrow, the rollercoaster will just keep going

If I wasn't on holiday I might have come to that. But would meeting some of you lot shatter the illusions? 124894[/snapback] Without a doubt. Peasepud is in fact only 5' 2" tall. Gemmill has jet-black hair in a mullet style. Cath is in fact a traffic warden and comes to all the piss-ups in her uniform as she 'likes the feel'. Scottish mag is actually Welsh. 124902[/snapback] Is that still taller than Wacky ?? 124920[/snapback] Must be, as I'm told that when Wacky does go he sits on P/P's shoulders.

'There's thems that knaa, and them's that divvent knaa. And there's thems that divvent knaa they divvent knaa.'

You make it sound rather seedy, tbh

Exactly what I was thinking.

I think it's only fair not to be churlish about him going to the W.C. If he makes it, then that's fine by me. I think he will be in the squad as he is the only world class penalty box striker we have, and there is a long time to get fitter and ready for the tournament imo. If he was ready, NUFC would play him so I don't think it's him that is holding back.

If I wasn't on holiday I might have come to that. But would meeting some of you lot shatter the illusions? 124894[/snapback] Without a doubt. Peasepud is in fact only 5' 2" tall. Gemmill has jet-black hair in a mullet style. Cath is in fact a traffic warden and comes to all the piss-ups in her uniform as she 'likes the feel'. Scottish mag is actually Welsh.

Honey, I've accidentally gone and deleted those pics you sent of you in your 'gear'. Any chance of sending me some more??

It's the way he tells 'em!

No problems for me Glad you brought it up though as I have a new message from someone I e-mailed twice this week. Only problem being, I sent the feckers a letter today moaning about their e-mails (or lack of). D'oh!!!!! Oh well, shit happens

*all-too-familiar scratching in the background* 'A wandering minstrel, I...' btw, Toplass, I thought the garden/gravel comment was

Shameful, apparently, is the new spin-off programme from Shameless and is going to be set in Smogsville. Accordingly, it will reflect true life living under the 'cloud' and is set to shock the UK

Ha! 124843[/snapback] 124850[/snapback] I think he's practising his karate.

In all honesty, I was quite shocked as to how rough they all were. They can all type in English, but understanding them in person was frightfully difficult.

hmmmm... 124835[/snapback] Smooth as a bucket of shite, me

Don't be like that. You tell us who your mates are at the youth club. 124836[/snapback] Cheaky bastard! 124839[/snapback]

Don't be like that. You tell us who your mates are at the youth club.

Wll the fat ginger one is Gemmill, the bald one is Alex, the one that talks like Taggart would be me...(i'll let someone else continue) 124828[/snapback] The one with the Salvador Dali tash, fedora hat and cigarette holder is me.

I've met a few. Well, I say I've met them, but the reality is that as I came in the room they were all fighting over who was going to have the last sip of dregs out the bottom of their bottle of Buckfast, so I hovered for a few seconds and left. It was not a pretty sight I have to say.

How the FUCK did you come across that web site?? Wildlife Geek, per chance???(hence the username)

You are not alone.... 124809[/snapback] Is that what Michael Jackson serenaded you with when you stayed over at his place??

I agree with that Gemmill he's one of the best players in the world, better player than Lampard 124218[/snapback] Lampard's not even the best player in his position for England. FACTADOODLEDOO 124242[/snapback] Go on then, who is? Or do you mean specifically FOR England, which I probably agree with. He's the best English midfielder in his position in the world, in club football though. 124382[/snapback] I meant that I'd play Gerrard ahead of Lampard, but I'm a bit confused by your post. 124399[/snapback] Sorry, I simply meant that Lampard IS the best in that position, but not at International level for some reason. Gerrard is vastly over-rated in my opinion. 124403[/snapback] I agree, when was the last time Gerrard had a decent game for England? 124739[/snapback] The last time he was playing without that lump Lampard, and having to cover for him all the time

Got to be on a roll of luck at the moment. How the hell they got away without being thumped 4 - 0 tonight beats me. Maybe their name is on the Uefa cup after all? I heard on the radio this evening some fucker from their club stating they still had 3,000 tickets available for the semi-final against West Ham Un-fucking-believable! The match is on sunday and they still haven't sold out yet?