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Anyone else see this as a dig at Allardyce, i.e. "you won't be fucking well here next season, you big lipped fish!"? 128375[/snapback]

My son delivered a pizza to a Mr Lev Yashin last night in Byker. Apaprently Mr Yashin was wearing a hoody with 'NUFC Goalkeeping Coach' on anarl (ironed on, of course)

As voted by FHM readers? Says it all really. If she played her cards right she could sample the delights of the snakemeister, but only once or she would get too big-headed

Where's the fiddy cent option?

Smooth lad, does this lot actually happen??? You seem to have a propensity for calling ladies 'ugly bags' or words to that effect! Do you want someone to talk to??

Why the crutches anyway? Can't Mary Poppins fly??? On that note......*heads off*

This is turning into a fuckin' pantomime. For Fuck's Sake!!!!!!! Every day that goes without a manager is a day lost for a manager to be identifying potential targets and a day that other clubs are making strategies for next season. For Fuck's Sake!!!! GET IT FUCKIN' SORTED SHEPHERD!

says he will take some part on Saturday at Brum Don't really know how I would feel if he came off the bench and scored two goals to give us three points and send Burberryham down

Oh, and if Scolari does take the England job after the W.Cup, expect a friendly between England and Portugal sometime. (money talks)

N-O has a mirrored ceiling where HTT can look at himself and ask himself questions

I wish Shearer would come out (oo-er) and just tell everyone that all this conjecture is exactly that. Just tell us, Shearer, that it isn't true....please!! If you are one of us, then you will understand our utter frustration and tell us it's all bollocks. Shearer reads my posts, btw

I couldn't believe what I was reading either when I saw it. What exactly happens if Roeder is appointed now and things do go pear-shaped and he 'leaves' ??? Farcical to say the least if this is true.

Apparently it's a gentleman's agreement that he wont agree to take any job prior to the W.C. It seems to me that the FA are so far down the line with both Scolari and the Portuguese FA that it's only now a matter of time until he's announced as the next man for England.

Is it just me that has missed 'the valid point' ?? Solano playing on the right. Was this 'the valid point' ? Gudjohnson (sp) (who SBR tried to sign) is not a box to box midfielder, if I'm not mistaken. Was he 'the valid point' ? Our 'unbalanced' midfield of Emre and Parker. Is that 'the valid point' ? That we need midfielders who score goals. Is that it?

Glad you came back and weren't put off by that unwelcoming bunch of chavs

Hey!! don't the FA know I predicted Mike Baldwin!!!!! And and and and there was a thread the other day saying the 'insider' at boro said it was common knowledge McClaren was getting it! He had a grand on it iirc

Ahaa Radgina!!!!! By a complete accident I have just found the smiley you were alluding to earlier One of my specialities

Peasepud reckons Christopher Reeve could actually fly too. Dur duh duh duh durrrrr. Durrrr durrrr durrrrr. Dur duh duh duh durrrrr. SUPERFACT! 127824[/snapback] And that Noel Edmonds is superimposed onto the set of Deal No Deal. Because the boxes are so small apparently (according to Rob W)

Not how I set about the german exchange I can tell you. 128151[/snapback] Look above ^ ^ EDIT: your post, that is!

Maybe he works with SMO 128104[/snapback] The bit in bold! Joke! Ahhh, never mind 128134[/snapback] For fucks sake man, I got that part. Hence the reason I made the joke about the blind blerk who works with Smooth. 128140[/snapback] I'm old, please let me have that seat. I get confused easily. Didn't know a blind bloke worked with SO (but now you mention it, I seem to recall him saying something the other day!) What time is it? What day is it? Where's me teeth? 128147[/snapback] http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=4980 Alzheimer's is a terrible affliction tbh 128149[/snapback] As the song goes: My eyes are dim I cannot see, I have not brought my specs with me. I ha....ave no....ot brought m....y specks with me. It's an old one we used to sing round the piano at the Station Hotel on a Friday night!

hmmmmmm... 128146[/snapback] Had to settle down as the young lad was getting startled. He would have flipped when he saw us snogging; you know what these kids are like

Maybe he works with SMO 128104[/snapback] The bit in bold! Joke! Ahhh, never mind 128134[/snapback] For fucks sake man, I got that part. Hence the reason I made the joke about the blind blerk who works with Smooth. 128140[/snapback] I'm old, please let me have that seat. I get confused easily. Didn't know a blind bloke worked with SO (but now you mention it, I seem to recall him saying something the other day!) What time is it? What day is it? Where's me teeth?

*gets the dominoes out, rolls a tab and takes a sip of his pint of stout*

Watch and learn young 'un, watch and learn

Don't think youhave anywhere near the stamina needed Harold... 128123[/snapback] Don't believe the liars on here! When you meet me you wont be able to resist the silver-tongued devil once I start. 128125[/snapback] I was looking for Craigs new smilie there but alas was disappointed.. 128126[/snapback] Lost me You may be disappointed in a smilie, but...... 128128[/snapback] but...??????? 128130[/snapback] ...disappointment is something I don't do