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I knew it wouldn't be long before he was pocketing more money from the club. http://www.thejournal.co.uk/business/business-news/47m-plan-develop-land-near-8787803

Cole's wife is a right dog.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/andy-cole-opens-up-newcastle-8812052

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31817509

Fans Forum: "How big is Mike Ashley's cock?" The Club: "There is no bigger cock than Mike Ashley".

Blown out of all proportion, our lass spits every night.

Owen: "It was a difficult finish". It was a fucking open goal you little car stereo thieving cunt.

Why did they turn back into the penalty area, there were two players that had it covered. Just put it out of play, like watching schoolboys.

You reckon? It's been horrific again.

You couldn't fucking write it.

It's got a late goal written all over this.

How the fuck has he missed that!

True.

Fucking hell he is woeful, he somehow outscored Falcao last season aswell.

He's taking the piss with Perez on the bench again like.

TEAM NEWS Newcastle's Massadio Haidara is almost certain to miss out with a knee injury, with Ryan Taylor set to deputise. Remy Cabella remains injured, while Jack Colback completes a two-game ban. Manchester United defenders Phil Jones and Luke Shaw return after missing the win against Sunderland through illness and injury respectively. Manager Louis van Gaal says Michael Carrick lacks sufficient match fitness to start following his recovery from a calf injury suffered in January. MATCH FACTS Head-to-head Manchester United have won their last two games away to Newcastle, scoring a combined seven goals without reply. They have suffered just one defeat in their last 11 trips to St James' Park (W8, D2). Newcastle United Victory would give the Magpies back-to-back wins for the first time since November. Papiss Cisse has averaged a Premier League goal every 84 minutes this season - the best record in the top flight among players with at least four goals. Newcastle have scored a league-high 69% of their goals in the second half this season. Manchester United United have won just three away league games this term - the joint-lowest tally in the top half of the table. They have lost only two of their last 17 Premier League matches (W11, D4). Wayne Rooney has scored 12 Premier League goals against Newcastle - his joint-highest career total against a particular opponent, along with Aston Villa. Juan Mata has netted three league goals in his last three appearances at St James' Park.

Better Call Saul has started well, he is the ultimate slime ball.

Anyone watching the cannabis drugs trial on C4?

That won't stop him leaving.

Sissoko will be gone in the summer, nailed on.

Apparently they had already tasered him to no avail and he reached for one of the cop's guns, how much truth is in that I don't know.

Dirty nonce bastard.

That was a Villa bedsheet. It read : "Too little, too late" "Lerner out"