LoveTheBobby

Just been finding stuff 'less consistent' than previous seasons . Too much effin about . Might have to get onto it .

think you're right , maybe needs to clear his tubes out .

ATP living up to his 'crazy bald nutter' tag there

Turn round touch the ground bagsy not included .

Definately 'got a shot on him'

Just went to retentions straight off ("thinking of leaving us option") asked how much to bump up as only after SSN and they just handed over the goods . Get Film4HD and Sky1 with m+ too. Might be because I was outside of 12 month rolling contract and as said and was sweetner to stay for another year . While you're on - you using that paid stream site this season (sure it was yourself onto it from end last season) ?

Why? I've seen Newcastle drubbed plenty of times. Part and parcel of being a football fan Basically giving them a ticket refund . I agree , it's a stupid precedent to set .

Arsenal are to pay for fans who were at game yesterday to go to a.n. other away .

Gave them a call other day to see how much to upgrade current basic tv pack to next one up M+ (?) simply so can get SSN again ahead of Wednesday . Went straight to retentions and they upgraded at no extra cost . Just agree to stay with them for another 12 months but can up/downgrade at any time in that period. Again, their customer service spot on . Looked into the Tivo gig recently, said they could waive installation charge but was still 50 rips for the hardware and had to take on 12 months with the XL tv package . No can do just now . Might check again in 6 months or so.

It takes a special kind of talent to tie himself in knots like he did with that touch like. Struggled to even keep up with play from one end to another . The way he always jogs away after his guaranteed booking with that look of "i've bloody well rolled up me 110% yorkshire sleeves me. Im at work here, job done" . Sacre bleu . Think it was on the TF podcast where said he played v Gateshead pre-season and 'looked like a fan who'd won a competition to get a runout with the first team" He's as tragic as having a smack habit .

Rob Lee was a squinter - was his contacts. Even had Derek Wright shuttle-sprint on now and then to fettle them !

Has this 'clampdown' of increased stewarding and warning letters come on the back of anything in particular ? i.e. Is it some H&S directive , PL rules or whatever or is it in response to folk complaining ? Could be percieved as Ashley putting itching powder on the seats too i guess but would he pay the (extra?) for these scribbling stewards ? Complaining of folk staying away, then complaining about the people that are there, as well as their experience of going themselves too - cant quite get that one like ? Pay £40 to sit amongst that ? Fuckin keep it. Mike's sure pressing the right buttons though .

It's got me hankmarvin tbf ! If you have a read of a few get onto the cyclic patterns of "she who must be fed, the Eatsmobile, a trip to the coast and the consistency of the gravy"

Have you given the irrepressible Eddy Eats a read ? He always has 'le roast beef'

Newcastle United have today been linked with a sensational swoop for no-nonsense, tough-talking fictional character Detective Luitenant Kojak . (The we can reveal/a club source confirmed/we're just pumping the shit we're told bit goes here.) Versatile and debonaire, hairless Kojak (pictured) is believed to be jetting into Tyneside today astride a giant lollipop for a 'feel his balls n that' medical in a move that will see Pardew bag the baldy he sees as his "missing cueball" . The bloke with no room in his head for any more teeth added "Detective Luitenant Kojak can be a reeuw fret for us - especially at scenes of crime or down the flanks n stuff. Other people that don't actually exist said to be on the brink of capture include Mr Claypole off Rentaghost, Bod and spekky fuckin Vhelma off Scooby Doo .

And so begins the final flurry of straws being thrown into the wind ahead of Wednesday's GEET BIG F*UCK-OFF SPENDING SPREE . . ?

Complete joke. There's three teams that can comfortably outspend them in terms of player wages now, probably four. Arsenal can lose two top first team starters to Citeh in one window these days-as if a new manager is going to change that dynamic. Chappers-Crappers earlier challenged one of the Arsenal fans who they'd like to replace the "utterly clueless" Wenger . " Owen Coyle " came the reply . Should have said "Robbie 'my mate roberto' Savage" tbh-the deluded ponce would have taken it seriously as well.

Complete joke. There's three teams that can comfortably outspend them in terms of player wages now, probably four. Arsenal can lose two top first team starters to Citeh in one window these days-as if a new manager is going to change that dynamic. Chappers-Crappers earlier challenged one of the Arsenal fans who they'd like to replace the "utterly clueless" Wenger . " Owen Coyle " came the reply .

re 606 - quality delusuon isn't it ! You'd think Wenger had personally taken a dump on their mothers' faces every day for 15 years . Savage being turned inside out here and reacting like the 13 year old lass he is

Spurs and Arsenal fans on 606 blowing their blobs . And we're the deluded ones in the eyes of the press ? okee-doke .

wherenowforwenger

Bosnich !? what's he up to these days ? 20 clem ?

btw , you fastriver/runningwater/wetspot/thirsty flapjacks out there get onto BLOOD*EED HQ chan on S*pcast (first * 'Z' second * 'o' ) Never lets y down when broadcasting .

Rooney's set for an incredible season given the way he's started . That hair has definately given him a power-up . "going down" gowd bless the Gooners