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Great defending by Kelly. Terrible defending by the rest of them.

Brilliant. Chelsea with the touchback. Two-zero.

Good stuff. Now let's go on with it. Before Chelsea bring on their attacking unit. Hut hut hut hut!

Ref fell on his arse. Best moment of the season so far.

Amarim would fit in nicely with Ashworth's hard on for wheel analogies.

This awkward adolescent phase of the takeover is getting old fast.

Palmer eats crayons.

Pope

This ref is a useless cunt.

That's incredibly soft. Laughable.

Clever clearing header from Longstaff.

We are so useless from free kicks and corners. It's unreal.

Good defensive header from Schar. We're dealing with our corners well today.

Oh my God. What the fuck man?!

Fuckin Schar just let's him run at him. Shit keeping too.

Nice defensive header from Burn back to his keeper.

Both teams look pretty open. Not great when we're the away side and short of goals. But at least we have a punchers chance.

Goal. Ref gutted.

Almiron.

Foul and a red card. Cool refereeing.

Might be off. Dodged a bullet.

I'll be happy if Wilson is fit by January so there's at least a small chance he can be sold to someone in the market for some magic beans.

Every element of that comment is an exercise in meaningless. It's just a mishmash of platitudes thrown together. Pretty typical of your average football "analyst" though. She's no worse than Carragher or whoever.

We're heading for another bore draw and an anemic performance served up from our iron deficient press to satisfy our vegan overlord. Until, by the force of infinite sausages posted on a internet message board in another slither of the multiverse, the space-time continuum is torn asunder, and, in an impossible turn of events, a diet suitable only for rabbits suddenly becomes a viable means of nourishment for human beings, powering us to victory as, through the thick fog of spinach farts, "sausages", made from only the dead carcasses of our friends the animals, begin to rain from the heavens. Hail Caesar! 3-0 to us.

It was a joke. That performance by Karius was horrendous. THATS THE JOKE. Read the thread. Look at the context. Fuck me. What a moron.