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FUCK YEAH! WHAT A GOAL! WOW!

Barnes up for it. He's looked great since coming on.

Megs cunt! Get in!

Great play Hall.

That's a gift.

Watch him not give it.

This is soft as.

Perfect time for West Ham to take a quick throw in. Why are the waiting? None of the Newcastle players are paying attention.

This is incredible. Just forfeit the rest of the season.

Longstaff. Carrying a brain injury. Poor lad.

This commentator's scouse accent is intolerable.

Howe bringing himself on.

Why are they waiting?

Perfect time for West Ham to take a quick corner if you ask me.

That goal is caused by a fundamental lack of desire. Plenty of time to get players back there, foul the man, show some urgency. Nothing of the sort in that. We're in cruise control to the end of the season here.

Well at least the break from premier league fixtures was nice.

I would make a point of how particularly shit this ref is. But it isn't the case. He's exactly as shit as all the rest of them. Diabolical.

What's VAR doing? Oh whatever. Fuck this season. Just fuck off.

Hang on. That's ridiculous. There's a clear head injury. What is the ref doing?

Debruv has fainted from vertigo from rushing out of his 6-yard box.

Entertaining game at least.

We're creating enough in attack. Hard to get too excited by it though given we're a straight 30-yard hoofed throughball away from conceding again. Figure the crowd is of the same opinion.

Murphy has a nice cross on him. He's put in a lot of good deliveries since he's come back. Gordon has to hit the target there. A few yards out directly in front of goal.

Ah fuck. I thought he'd scored.

That one was for that ridiculous goal celebration in the WC. Warranted.