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What the fuck another central midfielder on the way to Liverpool. Did we really need Henderson? Alberto Aquilani will become a Liverpool player again after Juventus opted against signing the midfielder permanent, according to reports. Aquilani had spent the season on loan at the Turin giants, scoring twice in 33 league appearances. But it is understood that Aquilani is not part of Juventus’ plans for next season and they will not be taking up the option to make the move permanent, with the £13million asking price. It is also suggested that Liverpool were prepared to drop to £8million, but this has also been turned down by Juventus. So Aquilani returns to Anfield, where he endured an injury-ridden first season in 2009/10 following his £18million switch from Roma. AC Milan are still thought to be interested in the 26-year-old and with Liverpool having signed midfielder Jordan Henderson this week, the question is asked, is there any room for Aquilani at Liverpool? Full story: http://www.thisisanfield.com/2011/06/aquil...s-to-liverpool/

Wigan Athletic winger Charles N’Zogbia to snub Liverpool for Newcastle United According to reports Wigan Athletic winger Charles N'Zogbia does not want a move to Liverpool but instead has his eye on a return to Newcastle United. The Daily Star claims Liverpool are not on the Frenchman’s radar as he wants to go back to St James’ Park. It is understood that the Magpies are ready to match his £55,000-a-week wage demand. It therefore seems a matter of the two clubs reaching a deal on the fee, but this may still prove problematic given the Latics are holding out for £12 million. A source close to N’Zogbia said: “Charles never really wanted to leave. It was Kinnear he fell out with, not Newcastle. “He has kept in touch with several of his former team-mates and told them he would love to go back. “And while he has never worked for Alan Pardew, he knows his No.2 John Carver very well. “In fact, it was John who gave him his Premier League debut when he was caretaker-manager. “He thoroughly enjoyed his time there, loves the city and would jump at the chance of pulling on the shirt again.” Full Story: http://www.clicklancashire.com/sport/wigan...tle-united.html

Babestation signs Miss Cole X Factor star Cheryl Cole’s Geordie accent may have flopped in the US, but things are looking up for the Babestation-bound singer back home. Cheryl’s Geordie twang has been pinpointed by scientists as the ‘most wankable’ in Britain, prompting a big money offer from the soft porn TV channel. Babestation bosses will offer the first lady of Tyneside a £1m-a-year deal to chat dirty to clients in a state of drunk self-loathing at 2am in the morning. And while station chiefs are keen for Cheryl to ad lib, they have already identified some sexy phrases for the Girls Aloud success story to mouth. ‘Eeee, that’s me Greggs pasty yer lookin’ at’ and ‘Ooooo give us a kiss on me stotties,’ are among a string of set phrases designed to push the buttons of male viewers. Babestation executives commissioned scientists at the Nottingham Institute of Headline Producing Research to find out which accent is most likely to please their viewers. “In tests we found Irish accents were too potent. Our clients were done in seconds and their average spend was just £2.50 for a short call,” said Babestation’s head of user experience Andy Dennis. “The two accents we favour are the Geordie and cockney twangs. They sound dirty, but they are also really annoying, which means clients can’t quite finish the job for the temptation of shouting ‘shut up!’. They spent a fortune as a result.”

Man Bosses: "Giggs is probably shagging your wife" (From Man u Website)

Liverpool about to sign Jordan Henderson and Newcastle are about to sign Jordan as they need some more big tits in there team!!!

A dozen or so Japanese tourists a year have to be repatriated from the French capital, after falling prey to what's become known as "Paris syndrome". That is what some polite Japanese tourists suffer when they discover that Parisians can be rude or the city does not meet their expectations. The experience can apparently be too stressful for some and they suffer a psychiatric breakdown. Around a million Japanese travel to France every year. Shocking reality Many of the visitors come with a deeply romantic vision of Paris - the cobbled streets, as seen in the film Amelie, the beauty of French women or the high culture and art at the Louvre. The reality can come as a shock. An encounter with a rude taxi driver, or a Parisian waiter who shouts at customers who cannot speak fluent French, might be laughed off by those from other Western cultures. But for the Japanese - used to a more polite and helpful society in which voices are rarely raised in anger - the experience of their dream city turning into a nightmare can simply be too much. This year alone, the Japanese embassy in Paris has had to repatriate four people with a doctor or nurse on board the plane to help them get over the shock. An encounter with a rude Parisian can be a shocking experience They were suffering from "Paris syndrome". It was a Japanese psychiatrist working in France, Professor Hiroaki Ota, who first identified the syndrome some 20 years ago. On average, up to 12 Japanese tourists a year fall victim to it, mainly women in their 30s with high expectations of what may be their first trip abroad. The Japanese embassy has a 24-hour hotline for those suffering from severe culture shock, and can help find hospital treatment for anyone in need. However, the only permanent cure is to go back to Japan - never to return to Paris Full story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6197921.stm

For fuck sake comments like "black dude" and did someone wipe shoe polish on Ant and Decs face is not racism for fuck sake. All I was saying is you dont see many black geordies around. I didn'nt slate black people what so ever. The colour of your skin does not bother me its your fucking brain that counts. I got banned for pissing geordies of you twat.

. Please read the thread lads

No comments that dont relate to the topic please lads Cheers thread manager 1. Man City ( City got that much cash they after Ronaldo) 2. Liverpool ( If we spend our 50 mill as promised, had a good run in) 3. Chelsea ( May spend more than Utd) 4. Man Utd ( Millons in debt cant see much signings coming) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. Arsenal (Wenger said he not spending big) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. Tottenham 7. QPR ( If spend big, chairman got shit loads of cash) 8. Aston Villa ( Need to spend the money they get of Young had a good run in) 9. Newcastle ( If big Ash spends Andy Carrolls money) 10. Everton 11. Sunderland 12. Bolton 13. Fulham 14. Wigan 15. Blackburn 16. Stoke 17. West Brom ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18. Swansea 19. Wolves 20. Norwich May Edit when signings come in but opened the thread because no one else has

Well if he didn't drink skol super with Gazza and wake up in a police cell hes no geordie legend to me.

Who the fuck is Stevie? and why does everyone on here lick his balls? The guy is some kind of geordie legend! Hes like Ant and Dec for fuck sake

I know me fucking maths FFS. I bet you the number is higher by the end of the day. Fucking shit load of manc twats on here.

Tell that to John Lennon! Statistically geordies need to learn English before they go on the TV. Thats why none of you fuckers can hit it big in the US. Ask Ant and Dec and the byker grove crew.

Fucking 50% of people want Man Utd to win. Says it all about this site.

Did you not know Liverpool has double the amount of people Newcastle has you silly twat. Fucking mess this thread wasting space up for fuck sake

I get this shit all the time on my threads mate. Its the skol super. Geordies high as kites on keyboards saying they all work in offices for fuck sake. They make me laugh. Not one of these fuckers who post this bull shit is on the dole. I think Gazzas got a few accounts on here to be honest. Have you nothing original to say? Also, do you realise you miss words out... all the time? I've not got the time to check the posts I write. I'm on here while doing a spreadsheet working out me funds.

. You saying you dont agree with anyone on my list?

Man Utd fans Alan Carr Boris Johnston Maggie Thatcher David from Corrie Fellas who go on dancing ice (They look fucking silly) Robbie Savage bent policeman

I get this shit all the time on my threads mate. Its the skol super. Geordies high as kites on keyboards saying they all work in offices for fuck sake. They make laugh. Not one of fuckers who post this bull shit is on the dole. I think Gazzas got a few accounts on here to be honest.

What the fuck you going on about? I'm not racist. Can you back your silly comments with evidence please. No you cant because you have none. (Thats if your talking about me) Your the silly twat that said Phil Thompson was Scottish. Another bullshit post

I agree with you Newcastle wont pay all his wages. It will be something like Newcastle pay 60% and Liverpool will pay 40% of his wages. Man City have done this a few times.

What a load of bollocks Full story: http://www.goal.com/en/news/12/spain/2010/...as-gutierrez-is

Reds eye Toon duo Liverpool are reportedly planning another raid on St James Park following their January capture of Andy Carroll by moving for Jose Enrique and Jonas Gutierrez. CaughtOffside.com reckon the Reds have already had a bid for Enrique rejected but will come back in with a higher offer and could look to take Gutierrez as well having been impressed with the partnership the two have formed down the Geordies' left flank Read More http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-f.../#ixzz1NTN8OXcH

I've knew about this deal for ages(Way before Tomo opened his mouth). Rumours going around Liverpool Jole Cole is involved in the deal.