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A few signings in the summer would have made fuck all difference to how we play, you are mental if you think the hoofing comes from the lack of a fullback or centreback. Its a philosophy not something that happens because player X is missing. And the difference between Bobby and Pardew is that the former actually played attractive and interesting fotball. Pardew dragged us through past season with hoofing and flashes of individual brilliance, teams this season are prepared for how we set up and just overrun us in midfield. We`ve been found out and pardew doesnt have a Plan B: This is my spin on it: A handful matches aside we set up and play like a shite team under pardew, and when you play shite you will not do well in the long run. Its that simple. You know why NONE of the newspapers have picked up on us tumbling towards the relegation zone this season? Because they never considered us a top-6 team in the first place. Was a flash in the pan. And we certainly didnt play like one. We parked the bus and hoped for a ben arfa/ba/cisse miracle. We still do but now teams know how to mark them out. Sorted. Pardew comes across as a clueless clown in the interviews, he talks utter pish and doesnt know how to coach continental players. He belongs in League 2 where its hoofball all day long. Just fuck off Alan.

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Position perhaps the wrong way to put it, but we float around a lot less than what good teams do and as such we are much easier to defend against. Really bad movement.

Not sure Gremmil, relegation is something that would put a huge dent in Ashleys pocket. He will smell it coming from a mile away and fire pardew while he can still salvage the season. I think another 5 losses in a row will see Pardew gone. Going into christmas with less than 20 points and the red lamps will start flashing in the upper echelons... Or at least I hope so...

Because they are not allowed to move out of position J69. Just look at the movement, everyone is told to hold their ground, there is noone overlapping to help you - and your only option is to either pass it backward or hoof it into nowhere and hope for a Shola wondergoal. Many of our players are not used to playing this way and as such - they are bad at it. All of Pardews teams ever since he became manager have played this way. Ask their fans how they played and performed under pardew and the story will sound all too familiar... Talks alot of pish including "on the ground fotball" while hoofing it.

We are never going to perform well under pardew, so if 5 losses in a row is what it will take for him to get fired - then by all means.

Head in the sand tbh, he didnt work wonders at all. We relied on individual flashes of brilliance rather than being a good team last season. The fact that not a single newspaper has picked up on our fall from grace this season is very telling. Despite finishing top-6 last season, we never looked like or played like a top-6 team. Flash in the pan wonder season like with Roeder, back to normal now which is midtable at best. Which is what you have to aspire to do if you want to become one. When you play shite for 15 games its not poor form anymore, its the new normal. 3 wins in 14 now, and none of the wins were deserved. Shocking.

And the VIP ticket holders are entitled to be even more emotional then since they pay even more? A fan is a fan. Some are more fickle than others. I support our team but I cant support Pardew anymore.

Going by the booing and people leaving before FT against Swansea I suspect Im not alone in demanding more than the shitpies currently being served up by Shitdrew

the lack of imagination near the opposition box is more visible because you are on the edge of your seat, but we lack an effortlessness in moving forward as a team no matter where we are on the pitch... Also Cabaye had his good spells last season but I have to disagree with the notion that he was "awesome"... we had loads of shite games like this season though, difference was we were better at robbing teams of points with Ba and Cisse firing. Individual performances was what gave us last season, not team tactics. Also the 6-7 games of 4-3-3 towards the end which everyone is waxing so lyrically about was against teams who in many cases had nothing to play for anymore.... Feels shite to be a fan at the moment. Great players mishandled by a clown of a manager which you cant get rid of because you know the owner would just hire someone even worse.

I have faith in our squad mate, easily good enough for a top-6 spot. I just dont have any faith in pardew anymore.

There is no money in defenders from a business point of view, hard to make money on them. Anita as a versatile midfielder as well could well be worth 13-15 million after a season. Anita seemed like such a random buy when we were screaming for a RB and a CB of proven quality, but Ive given up trying to rationalize what they are thinking. Debauchy and Douglas should have been bought for a combined 12 mill in the summer, opportunity missed and we are heading for bottom-table this season so that chance will never come again.

Sorry for throwing a bucket of cold water in your face if you didnt already realise. We are arguably the worst team in the division to watch for a neutral. Ben Arfa aside, I think most people would enjoy watching Stoke alot more.

Dunno, I just call it as I see it. I know he is a very good player, but he just hasnt been for us for several months now ( nor last year for that matter). He is not athletic enough to boss a midfield in a two. I agree with you, Cabaye is proven quality. For France and Lille, just not for us. Handful of performances aside he has been underwhelming as a whole. Its not all his fault though, he is playing in a system that doesnt suit him and he was lied to when he was coming here about our playing¨style.

If we insist on giving Pardew more time, we might end up with our star players deciding they wont put up with this philosophy anymore and want out. So for the ones believing Pardew can still turn it around, please realise that there is a downside - namely all of our best players deciding Newcastle is not for them anymore. Act proactively and they might still want to stick around. Is it worth the gamble? Would you rather have Alan Pardew than Ben Arfa and Cisse?

Bullshit, we dont know how to play football anymore and with the amount of talent breast-fed on keeping it on the ground its glaringly obvious the sole reason for our inability to string together 3 passes is down to Alan and Alan alone.

Ive just had it with Pardew, he is a charlatan and a fraud. I could just about tolerate him when we were winning despite pathetic tactics and fotball. Ben Arfa aside there is precious little to enjoy about our current team, despite loads of world class talent. Its being wasted and the team will no doubt be dismantled not unlike rats abandoning a ship. Would the last one out please get the lights?

there is not a single team in this league worse than us in build-up play. Or would you like to challenge that observation? And no, Ben arfa nutmegging 3 people going forward is not due to Pard8ews eminent attack coaching.

Dont be daft, of cource management know williamson and simpson are gash. They just cant be bothered upgrading them. The club is ran as a business venture first and football club second. And before engaging in polemics about that last statement - you know full well what I mean.

Get this pathetic clown out of our club.

Theres pardhoofs excuse for the upcoming losses this season. "Cabaye is a big miss for us there is no doubt about that" Cant really say Im bothered the way he has played this fall. Get well etc but dont rush back if you play on giving us these types of performances. He is absolutely mint for his national team though, so is he having difficulties adapting to the premier league or is it the fact that we are worse than the mackems going forward? Time will tell.

If you genuinely believe the performances at home vs West ham and swansea is as good as we should be given our players, then god help you. Id love to seee what Martin Jol or Laudrup would do with our current squad.

It isnt luck if you hit the woodwork all season. The width and height of the goal is the same for everyone. Its apples and oranges though, as much as I hate to say it, their problem was converting their chances. Their actual play was and is pretty good. Our problems run much deeper, we lack an attacking plan as a whole, something that is much harder to rectify. If we played lovely attacking fotball but failed to score despite many sitters I would not be pointing any fingers at pardew other than possibly more shot training. Id kill to have liverpools problems at the moment...