Mark

I punch people for fun tbh.

I hate it when people who know fuck all about poker come in and talk shite as if they are experts. How do you explain people like Ivey and Negreanu who make millions every year? Are they just lucky fuckers?

THE SIB is a ledge, next Amdy Faye tbh.

Spongebob, do you play in casinos at all?

Yesterday I played a sit n go, got 3 playable hands all game Jacks twice, and pocket 8's. I lost every time. I won the tournament, by stealing blinds and pots on the flop where I guess players hadn't hit. (like 8 3 2 rainbow) I was pretty proud that I won, considering I was card dead.

Why do people put 50 cent on polls, he's not even relevant?

3/4am - 1/2/3pm

Jimbo, most sites have places where you can play for free, but I think PartyPoker would be the best bet as it has the poker trainer

I purposely try to annoy people who think they are good, as there ego gets the better of them and the go into any pot you are in and try and bluff you to prove they are better, but you just fleece them. You playing for real spons yet Matt? Do you want to play heads up? play money?

Last monday, I jumped off this thing (dunno what it was because it was dark) it was about 12 foot high, mabye 15. I landed heavily, as I was wearing shoes, and there was nothing to cushion the blow. The next day I could hardly walk. Now 8 days later my feet are still aching, and it hurts abit when I walk, I also get a shooting pain in my heel when I'm just chilling. Should I go to the doctors or is it probably just badly bruised?

Doesn't really matter. Depends on the game. White is normally the lowest.

First time you've left the house in 4 weeks tbh.

I went on the Poker Prophecy thing, and tried to search for myself, and it said someone with the same IP address as me has made 5 searches alread. Never been on the thing in my life before... Got Harrington vol 1 the other day, read a canny bit. Looking to get the other 2, Sklanskys then Negranu's. Sklanskys No limit book is like £30, anyone know where I can get it cheap?

No, greedy cunt.

Pacific poker has the worst players. www.pokerlistings.com is good to find out about online poker rooms. Can't find anything about Daniel Negranu's full contact poker, that could be decent. Was meant to quote obagol there

Serves him right for going to Fulham tbh.

Who the fuck are they? Will be a shite scrappy game 1-0 mabye.

I now have an account on Partypoker, and recieved my full bonus in 2 hours! I'm up for a game with anyone, wether it is play money, or for real money. Anyone game?

I dont understand how its funny?

In the Prem? If Newcastle have decent odds, I'm going to whack a fiver on them. Not a knee jerk or anything, I just want to have something to look forward to when I go to games.

It's scary stuff, feels like your drifting away, What happens if you don't try and wake yourself up, do you just fall asleep properly? I thought I was dying when I first got it.

Fair play.

I think he's bottled it

and thats another story!!! 195509[/snapback] No, it was the same one...

I had a dream last night that I was in the Metrocentre, and forgot where my car was parked (I dont have a car), and was pissed off because I was meant to be going out with my mates, but my Mam told me she needed me to be a waiter because it was her birthday, I had to do waitering at Dixon sports. Then I woke up, and my nob was hanging out of my boxers 8)