Magma

How do you know policemen are strong? Because they can hold up traffic.

I like Peter Kay - always been my favourite Comedian

1. finished shortly 2. mam and sis should be in the house tonight 3. hopefully they brought me a present back 4. i will not be happy if I don't get one 5. I shall keep you updated when I get in

would help if I had The Fish on my myspace tbh

Congratulations!

saying that. I might as well rate everyone a 5 star EDIT: wouldn't mind rating myself though

Only for the time being - I'm not keen on the red..... I like it. Stands out Think he might make it another colour. oh well. anyone noticed that if you view somone's profile, it's different to the last one?

Only for the time being - I'm not keen on the red..... I like it. Stands out

Happy Birthday

1. Sorting files out 2. Bloody starving 3. Lunch in 45 minutes time 4. Really bored 5. Mam and sis come back from holiday today

so true!

True, but he's been and gone now. So the post is all done

Given you a hand, now you only need one more... 5. Been trying to read The Bible 5. Been waiting for the postman more like

Just glad it's back up, even if it's temporary. and to busy to do the 5 facts at the min. later on, when I have my lunch and where the fuck is the postman

Blessed by thy Toontastic

Tbh, when I seen this topic I thought he was going to give us access to this hidden forum everyone is on about

cheers for that

no i'm not on msn/myspace just had my lunch. also trying to get onto here eariler on wouldn't let me. working fine now

My brother went to school with Matty Patterson

1. busy sorting out files 2. finish in 20 mins time 3. been a lovely day today 4. might play football later on 5. i fancy having a ice-cream

Birthday card

1. At my work placement 2. Rather be at home 3. Really bored of doing this work 4. Half an hour till lunch 5. Bored

Hedgehogs tend to have fleas mind You just know that is what the hedgehog's mum is saying to him right now about brocks! If I get fleas in me beard there'll be hell on. none taking

1. Haven't done one of these in a while 2. Listening to music 3. Bored 4. Want to do something 5. On msn