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Ocean Colour Scene - I Told You So

so I'm not the only one who uses Mozilla Firefox

Ocean Colour Scene - Yesterday Today

Bout time someone pushed Charley into the pool to make her shut up

Gets Worse Do you watch Emmerdale? No. Only: Hollyoaks, Coronation Street, Eastenders, The Bill, Big Brother...

Big Brother

bicycle, bicycle, why not ride your bicycle, why not go ride your bike

The Bill

Wish I could go to this but I'm on holiday

1. Just got my user account today 2. Spend most of the day shredding and sorting out some files 3. Finally finished that 4. Hour and five minutes until I finish 5. Can't wait to go home

Liverpool are poised to make a £25m swoop for Atletico Madrid striker Fernando Torres. (Various) Rafa Benitez also wants to pip Newcastle, Sunderland and Aston Villa to Villarreal's £15.5m striker Diego Forlan. (Daily Mail) Man Utd left-back Gabriel Heinze has agreed a top-secret £5m move to Real Madrid. (Daily Star) Kaka's representative has not ruled out the Brazilian moving to Real Madrid. (The Times) Chelsea are eyeing a £4m move for Feyenoord's Royston Drenthe, who can play at left-back or as a winger and who has been in great form for the Netherlands during the European Under-21 Championship. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea have failed in an audacious swap deal after offering midfielder Lassana Diarra in return for Lyon winger Florent Malouda. (Independent) Fulham are close to agreeing a £5.5m deal for West Brom striker Diomansy Kamara - with Heidar Helguson going the other way. (Daily Mail) Wigan are willing to pay £5m for West Brom's Welsh midfielder Jason Koumas. (The Times) Bolton admit they may lose keeper Jussi Jaaskelainen this summer, with Sunderland and Aston Villa interested. (The Sun) But they have a contingency plan, with Sheffield United's £2m-rated Paddy Kenny on their shopping list. (The Sun) Tottenham striker Mido is set to join Fulham after dropping down the pecking order at White Hart Lane. (Various) Spurs will listen to offers for Jermain Defoe when they sign Darren Bent from Charlton. (Daily Mirror) Newcastle striker Obafemi Martins has asked Sam Allardyce not to cash in and sell him. (Daily Mirror) Wigan have given midfielder Josip Skoko, who has been linked to Hajduk Split and Genclerbirligi, until the end of the month to give them an answer over his future after being offered a new one-year deal. (The Sun) Newcastle are set to step up their interest in Charlton's England defender Luke Young. (Daily Mirror) Scotland striker Garry O'Connor is set for a £2.5m move from Lokomotiv Moscow to Birmingham City. (The Sun) Blackburn will have to pay £1.4m to Roma for striker Shabani Nonda, who was on loan at Ewood Park last season. (Daily Mirror) Wigan will sign Preston keeper Carlo Nash to provide competition for Chris Kirkland. (Daily Mail) Bolton's Ricardo Vaz Te says he wants to leave the Reebok Stadium. (Daily Mirror) QPR admit they will have to sell £2m-rated Lee Cook in the next four weeks. (Daily Express) Tottenham appear to be closing in on France Under-21 defender Younes Kaboul, who plays for Auxerre. (The Sun) Sheffield United are poised to open talks with unwanted Aston Villa midfielder Lee Hendrie. (Daily Star) Luton are chasing striker Paul Peschisolido after his release by Derby County. (The Sun) Hull have placed a £3m price tag on keeper Boaz Myhill, to keep him out of the clutches of Aston Villa. (Daily Star) Leicester have made an £800,000 bid for Milton Keynes Dons striker Izale McLeod. (Daily Mirror) OTHER GOSSIP Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger will give the Gunners board six months to come up with sufficient funds or he will leave. (The Sun) Gilles Grimandi is close to accepting Arsene Wenger's offer to take over David Dein's role at Arsenal. (Daily Mirror) Rio Ferdinand says Man Utd's new £50m signings make them even harder to dethrone next season. (Various) Fulham midfielder Jimmy Bullard will miss the start of next season after being told by his knee surgeon not to rush back into action following the serious ligament injury he picked up last September. (Daily Mirror) Stockport boss Jim Gannon has accused Liverpool of breaching Premier League rules by luring teenage keeper Ben Robinson to Anfield. (Daily Star) Burnley boss Steve Cotterill has been handed a £10m budget thanks to wealthy director Brendan Flood. (Daily Star) MK Dons want Les Ferdinand as first-team coach - if Paul Ince is appointed their new manager. (Daily Star) AND FINALLY Leicester's new keeper Jimmy Nielsen has revealed a gambling addiction cost him £1m and nearly wrecked his career. (Daily Mirror)

you may wish all you want. but it will never happen! So you're never getting your licence, buying yourself a date, having a broken tv or checking out youporn? Boy, I say boy, I'd hate to be living your life. I will pass my test someday.

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Manic Street Preachers - The Second Great Depression

If he is that good how come we never see him play like that for us?

1. Had a driving lesson 2. Came back and played football 3. Going to watch Big Brother in a minute when it starts 4. Had a good day today. 5. Can't wait for the weekend to arrive.

Congratulations to them

Congratulations to them

Bloc Party - Sunday

no

you may wish all you want. but it will never happen!

1. Don't have to be in college till 1 2. Leaving in 15 minutes time 3. Hopefully have a driving lesson tonight 4. On msn 5. Not on myspace

Bloody hell.

1. Just had a shower 2. My ear hurts 3. Going to go on PES6 4. Nowt on TV 5. Might be back on later

watching Big Brother