GeordieMessiah

Tell me he's not resorted to stuffing geese down his boots again...

You gotta be shitting us! Seriously? That guy is such a Well, it certainly didn't help matters over there! I see Shinton's taken up residence here as well too. Any chance that Snoopy might re-emerge on TT? Or is she really buried under sgrey's patio?

That you could type properly.

Just wanted to ask others on here what sort of broadband/talk deals they've got. I've just been reviewing my bills and it appears I've been pissing money down the drain for BT Broadband with a separate BT Together talk package which seems to cost about £27.99 for the Broadband and feck knows how much for the landline which I rarely use. Now, seems Sky broadband are offering a much better deal 8MB speed, up to 40GB monthly usage, for a £20 activation fee and then only £5 a month. Then put that together with £5 a month for unlimited phone calls (OK, some small print there, but nowt too scary) and it just seems daft not to do it. Anyone else know of better deals though? If there's any broadband experts out there, would be grateful for your advice...

Ooh dear. Things don't sound too good, based on what the majority of people on here are saying..sadly missed the match so will be straight on for Football First to see if the footage of ObaGol inspires me or leaves me furrow-browed and anxious.

William The Conqueror, who was as we all know a Norman. Not very popular with his army, but quite effective at invasion. Anyway, William (Billy) had few friends...hence the phrases "Billy no-mates" and "Norman no-mates".

I doubt it. Didn't he pack everything in so he could run N-O professionally? 195406[/snapback]

EH? 195233[/snapback] Huh? 195240[/snapback] What is that thing you wrote above meant to be like? Is this you getting mixed up with autonyms again? 195246[/snapback] Mnemomic. For example, for the colours of the rainbow, Richard of Yarn gave Bridget internal vibrations. Red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, violet. A prize for anyone eho knows what the oh, oh, oh one is about (luke excepted). 195255[/snapback] Bollocks. Everyone knows it should be Richard Of York Gained Battles In Vain. Your mneumonic is just plain shite!

On mature reflection, Scott's shoes have got to be up there somewhere. 195533[/snapback] I told you not to lick them. 195536[/snapback] How about if you have had a lung transplant and you cough up the donors flem. do I win? 195624[/snapback] How about if you have had your dog's spunky cock on your face cos your big brother thought he'd pick him up and drop him on your head when you were sleeping in your bed one morning? Do I win?

Trigonometry. An absolute bastarding torture.

Have to say the quality of posting is just a smidgen better on here than on N-O, but I think I'll stay on here now because the craic on N-O is beyond awful these days. They seem to have pushed the self destruct button in recent weeks - a few too many control freaks running the gig...

Just spent £250 on a new leather jacket. I'd consider that a bit mad normally, but it's lush.

Oh dear gawd. Horrible. You should have gowned, and gloved up and wore a proper mask. We had a lady similar to that, though thankfully not the shit....but she lived with years of rubbish and food rotting away. The stupid thing was even though its disgusting, she has her 'rights' and it still took us a while to actually get her out 194914[/snapback] Two key things I missed from that gruesome tale... 1. On my way out of the house, I skidded in some of his excrement, and nearly fell in it. 2. The moment I got home I walked straight into the shower and undressed there. I could actually see fleas falling onto the shower tray as I did so. Hard to say why I quit the job really...

Worst smell I've ever experienced was when I was a housing officer up here in Edinburgh a good few years ago - had to visit a tenant whose idea of domestic hygiene was a bit odd, e.g.: - He'd pile up bags of rotting rubbish in his bedroom, til it was almost impossible to get in there. - He shat wherever he liked. And I mean wherever he liked. The kitchen sink was full of shit, the bathtub, his hallway, his living room...all of it was caked in about 2-3 inches of rotting shit - and the piece de resistance...he had about a dozen cats, 2 dogs who he never let out of the house...so no doubt some of that shit was theirs too. But when I visited him that time, one of his cats had died a couple of days previous, and it was decaying in the corner of the room, with one of his mutts licking the corpse. I'd have to cover my face with a handkerchief soaked in perfume just to be able to breathe without vomiting. He ended up in a home for "special people" by the way...

I use Tesco DVD rental - but the choice is noticeably a little bit limited compared with LoveFilm (with whom I just cancelled my subscription this evening) - £7.97 a month with Tesco for one DVD (unlimited) at a time. Plus they do special introductory free periods too. Worth a look.

1. This is my second ever post on Toontastic 2. I'm appalled at how appalling N-O has got lately. 3. I've been really rather busy at work lately. 4. I've not called the lass or arranged to meet her this evening because of #3 above 5. I'll be getting a bollocking tomorrow (if I'm lucky) or dumped (if I'm luckier).

I was watching Collateral on Sky movies for the first time. Which was alright, quite good considering...