GeordieMessiah

GeordieMessiah. Latin name - Enormousness Miserablerus. Almost right. Should actually be Giganticus Miserablus Cuntus Christopherbigginus Listen, Biggins. I don't care how Giganticus you are, do not use that c-word in response to me!! Ach, settle doon petal!! It's just a word! It's no harming ye, for god's sake?! Is it? But for the sake of your blood pressure I'll change the word "cuntus" for Vulva, alreet?

GeordieMessiah. Latin name - Enormousness Miserablerus. Almost right. Should actually be Giganticus Miserablus Cuntus Christopherbigginus

I don't bother with Christmas decorations anyway. What a load of tat. Charvatastic tat.

That's truly putrid. Drinking your own piss. Disgusting

True. I did assume, from her obsession with all things feline, that she was probably an elderly spinster... Did I ever apologise for that by the way catmag?

Shut it, bawbag! You would be perfectly entitled to criticise others were it not for the fact you look like this turd off Eastenders...

Here's mine. Apparently. Eh, Gemmill?

What a totally random evening. You should store all this stuff up for your blockbuster novel, Nurse Catmag. If you can weave all of that into a book, you'd be able to jack it all in and retire early to the Caribbean.

And so one set of suitors leave the scene...cue shrieks of despondency amid the massed ranks of Shepherd haters.

He did actually. It was quite funny And I've never felt so short in my entire life but still reckon GM was scared of me Ooh! Catmag, you cheeky mare! I wasn't scared of you, just plain awestruck! Was extremely disappointed that Gemmill didn't live up to my expectations of being a real life ginger version of Cartman. Sorry mate, but you struck me as being disappointingly normal. And don't think I didn't suss it out that you had the landlord turn up the heat in that upstairs bar deliberately, just so you could see me Renton, sadly you DON'T look like your chosen namesake, but you did seem to me to be a top lad. Would have liked to have given myself more time to chat with you all, managed a few brief words with alex (who seems to be THE most chilled and laid-back guy I've ever met) Also very nice meeting up with the N-O lads who all post on here too anyway Pleased that my presence meant the Toon got a decent result. Imagine what could happen if I ever moved back to Newcastle. That'd be the Triple signed, sealed and delivered for sure...

Did you live in Narnia? EDIR: Soory to go of topic but how's stuff going with that slag you posted about? I see you haven't posted again so either our advice was useless or she's fucked off. No, I didn't. But I did read the book. It was in Mosstodloch (about halfway between Aberdeen and Inverness) where I learnt this rhyme. (What's with the new spellchecker? And how come learnt isn't a word?) She's still in my life. I told a friend I was thinking about not speaking to her anymore then the friend told her (?!) and she got all upset. Right now we're being very naughty people and I try not to talk about it too much anymore. Mosstodloch? Sheesh, what a fricking shitehole. I know, because I used to live not so far away myself. You'd have been better of living down the road in Elgin. We only rented there whilst my dad looked for a proper house. He found one in Lhanbryde but we moved from there after about a year to Fochabers where I spent most of my growing up years. Elgin was the place to shop (and the place to watch top class football, naturally). Meenzer, Moss (forest), tod (fox), loch (lake) is what it stands for. Edit: Found out the spellchecker is a new function on Firefox. Very exciting. Ah! Fochabers (pronounced locally Fuckerbears)...home to the very fine Baxters food factory - was there a few weeks ago. Then there's on Spey Bay just along the way, which is gorgeous on a sunny day, and then you have the Whisky Trail right on your doorstep. Not such a bad place to grow up, truth be told. Preferred it to where I spent my first few year (Percy Main ) Spent my early teenage years in a place a few miles away from you, place called "Keith". Bit tricky sometimes, explaining that you grew up "in Keith". :| No, it didn't amuse me much at the time, either.

Did you live in Narnia? EDIR: Soory to go of topic but how's stuff going with that slag you posted about? I see you haven't posted again so either our advice was useless or she's fucked off. No, I didn't. But I did read the book. It was in Mosstodloch (about halfway between Aberdeen and Inverness) where I learnt this rhyme. (What's with the new spellchecker? And how come learnt isn't a word?) She's still in my life. I told a friend I was thinking about not speaking to her anymore then the friend told her (?!) and she got all upset. Right now we're being very naughty people and I try not to talk about it too much anymore. Mosstodloch? Sheesh, what a fricking shitehole. I know, because I used to live not so far away myself. You'd have been better of living down the road in Elgin.

I've been off since Wednesday. Haven't done a stroke of work since the previous Wednesday though

Aye, it was me.

Especially for the Scottish based posters on here, a beautiful Glasgow nativity nedivity scene: "MERRY CHRISTMAS YE BUNCH AE RADGE FUCKIN' BAWBAGS!!!"

No, not just you - those Tom Tom adverts are exceptionally annoying.

Not much chance of a "fair trial" now that he's been thrown to the media wolves though. Even if he's the right man, and he is actually guilty - expect him to get off on just such a technicality...the media coverage on this one will make it nigh on impossible to get a fair jury. Unbe-fucking-lievable.

Something not quite right about the Police releasing as much detail as they have about the suspect at this stage...or are we all happy to convict this man via trial by television, before he gets a chance to put forward his defence?

Check the freakishly tall person. Shut it ginge. Peasepud says he's 6'8". Now THAT is freakishly tall. 6'7" is perfectly average height thanks.

Becuase PC Suite is being a right dick and saying that there is no connection between the USB cable and the phone and that PC Suite is missing some files and that I have to reinstal it, which I have and it still says the same things. Have you check you've got the latest version of the software - only it sounds like you're having similar problems to what Iwas experiencing a couple of weeks ago, then I updated the drivers and things have been better (if still not perfick) since then. Worth a look?

6 foot 7 myself, by the way. Meant to mention that it my previous post.

That's abuse tbh, the poor bloke must be sick of being made to feel like a circus act because of the likes of you. And now your posting him on the internet! Also your mate could be a midget, or that must be one hell of a high ceilinged train! Absolutely spot on. Poor bastard, I KNOW exactly what he's thinking as he's being made to stand there for yet another "check the freakishly tall person" photo opportunity...

Smokers prescribed Viagra to quit Smokers trying to quit the habit were mistakenly prescribed anti-impotence drug Viagra by doctors. NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde said the error was due to a computer glitch at two city GP practices. When GPs selected anti-smoking pill Zyban, computers selected sildenafil, the generic name for Viagra. A health board spokeswoman said: "At no time was patient care affected by this as all prescriptions are subject to stringent double checking." The e-Formulary computer system used by GPs automatically selects a list of the most popular drugs when doctors fill out prescriptions. Some patients went to the pharmacy with a prescription for the anti-impotence drug instead of tablets to help them stop smoking. The health board was made aware of the problem on Tuesday and alerted all its GPs to the problem. It is not thought anyone left a chemist with the wrong medication. A health board spokeswoman said: "A computer glitch was discovered by two Glasgow GP practices that use the Glasgow e-Formulary, following a recent update of the online GPass system used throughout Scotland. "As a precaution an advisory e-mail and memo was issued to all practices which use GPass and have installed the e-Formulary to alert staff." Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/scot...est/6175271.stm

Basically SG...you're fucked now mate.

That was brilliant Jimbo. P.S. Was it your own creation or nicked off an email somewhere?