Tottenham Dave

Now I can't speak for All Yids. But, at the end of Donnie Brasco, Al Pacino says to Johnny Depp (something along the lines of) "if it had to be anyone, I'm glad it was you" in relation to Depp's character being a FBI agent. Well, after your late run this year, topped off with a frankly ludicrous goal from Cisse against Chelsea, I reckon I speak for the majority of Yids when I say, if it has to be any one, we're glad it's you. Salute.

At home to City? No chance. Take from one who knows, they'll fluke it some way or another. Before the QPR game that they (deservedly) lost, they had been on a 7 game winning run which included a ridiculously late winner against you, and a laughable disallowed goal for for Everton that gave them a 1-0 win. Not to mention them being played off the park by Liverpool and somehow robbing them (the irony) of a win. Nah, Arsenal are the luckiest team in football, and will beat City via a deflected own goal from the shin of Tevez from the Arsenal penalty area.

They were in the CL spots at the time and that's why he wanted out of the UEFA Cup. When you look at the money involved in the CL it's hard to argue with his choice. We're they? Ok, well my memory is shite then, but even so, go for a trophy rather than aiming to be involved in one you have bugger all chance of winning. Poxy money.

O'Neill's Villa did it. They were progressing nicely in the UEFA Cup, only for him to send out a reserve team to concentrate on the league so his side could qualify for the UEFA Cup. Barmy.

We don't want to get into the champions league and jeopardise the push for the champions league next season. It's always made me scratch my head when Prem sides (including my own in the past) have fielded weakened sides in the UEFA Cup/Europa to concentrate on qualifying for the very same competition for the following year. I was gutted at Spurs' half arsed effort in the Europa League this season as we had the player to win it. Instead, we rested the best players so we'd have more chance of qualifying for a competition that only Barca, Real or United can win. Madness. That said, it was nice to knock AC Milan out, and I suppose those 'nights to remember' are what football is all about.

Well, if we are, then you should. Your next few games are all winnable, and whilst the last three are more difficult, you could be facing a Chelsea side deflated after losing 2 semi finals, and a Man City side having just blown the title. Why not believe?

More than mildly mate, we'll be above you. Alright, bloody worrying then! You'd fancy a minimum of 7 points for you from that, and very probably 9. We have Sunderland away, tough game, then Norwich at home and then either QPR away or Bolton away depending on rescheduling of fixtures.

I've just realised that your next three games are Bolton and Stoke at home, and Wigan away. hmm, mildly worrying.

Top notch finishing there.

I actually see us blowing it tomorrow. Bad feeling unfortunately, Sunderland were very good against City and will have their tails up, but you never know.

Just two points behind us if you hang on here. Certainly sneaking up, are any of you dreaming of CL? Perfect scenario for Spurs is us third, and you's taking Cheatski and the filth's place. That'd be lovely.

You've cursed it now!

You'd have to think if Swansea are as dominant in the second half, they'll eventually get that final pass right.

And sacked in the morning songs for the King. ha ha

With the exception of a late Chelsea win yesterday, this had been a great weekend for Spurs so far. Arse lose to (my Dad's) QPR, the lottery winners Man Shitty stumble to a draw, and Newcastle humiliate Liverpool whilst keeping the pressure on Chelsea. Just need a win for Spurs today and I might actually cum a little bit. Newcastle and Spurs top 4 please.

I'll be using that!

Red all day.

£16million they paid for Henderson. I'll just say that again - £16million.

£20million they paid for Downing. I'll just say that again - £20million.

And the 'sign on' song is being sung, the humiliation is complete! ha ha

The pressure's really going to be on 'King Kenny' after this game.

Aye it was directed at Enrique, and about the top 6 but not sure what exactly the chant is. When Enrique left, his parting shot was to say that we would never challenge for the top 6 again. Ahh right, cheers,, nothing like sticking it to a player who's deserted to 'better' himself. Love it.

What are you lot singing there? Sounds like something about top 6?

And the one they did "win" was after a draw with a Championship team.