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'But he was not so confident on the subject of transfer funds, admitting that the vast majority of his budget will come from players being sold during January. Kinnear has identified three of his squad who he hopes will generate around £16m to go towards the five new additions that he feels Newcastle require to stay competitive in the Premier League.'

http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastl...61634-22596364/ It just gets better and better. The whole article is comedy gold

Can't be true because according to honest Joe his transfer budget was sorted out weeks ago and don't forget he's fully in charge of transfers http://www.nufcblog.com/2008/12/24/transfe...r-four-players/

Eh? Look at the author's name

http://toon-talk.net/home/index.php?option...5&Itemid=56 Written as a tribute to yet another non matchgoing clown from the mongs board

And speaking on players coming in Kinnear says he may have to go back to the drawing board after being linked with several Championship. He added: "It's tough at the moment because the players we want will not be released by the clubs they are at. "We will move on and chance our arm elsewhere." Well who saw that coming? Give Willie McKay a bell Joe, he'll help you out

Exactly right

Pathology - dodgy film with tidy flap

We should be grateful he's being allowed to speak his own mind from time to time

Replace 'confidence' with 'interest' and 'side' with 'match' for my take on it

I suspect the players are as much in the dark as we are

They are a club who have elbowed their ridiculous DOF system and are now looking to back their manager's judgement with significant funds

Ashley said it in the official match program for the Liverpool game

So who's at fault for this? The fans, Keegan, the NUSC or the blokes with the banners I'd guess

An cringeworthy interview with Geordie Boy Steven Taylor to follow and the transformation will be complete

Hes on some serious drugs man I can only assume he was joking but strangely enough I can't see anyone laughing apart from his paid ring kissers of course

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/200...15875-21009762/ The Toon boss is under pressure to deliver after owner Mike Ashley set him a target of finishing in the European qualifying places, saying: "What price a flutter on us reaching the top six?" :icon_lol:

Harper's decent enough but for me the biggest problem is the message that Given leaving would send out

The spastics board are still bending over for him no doubt

He's told what to say, I wouldn't be surprised if its a clause in his contract. He's a complete joke

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp is desperate to offload Mexican forward Giovani Dos Santos and says the club's transfer policy was a shambles before he arrived. (Daily Mirror)

Looks like Beye could be out for up to 8 weeks

10m+ for Doyle, 6m+ for Ledley, somehow I can't see it

That is my optimistic view, you dont want to hear my pessimistic/realistic one We're at our lowest ebb in almost 2 decades, and we're still better off than the Mackems who were supposed to push on to the next level this year. We'll always be able to laugh at Sunderland. Agree with that like. Appointing a caretaker as permanent manager after a handful of games when you've supposedly had 30+ applications is comedy gold, hats off to them Tell me that post was a piss take? Deadly serious I was just thinking with us appointing Roeder that was all. Although he was obviously in charge for a bit longer than that extra from The Godfather. A lot longer, with very good results and without many alleged other candidates Not according to the chairman at the time. Much like what Quinn said. Of course but being lied to was par for the course for us, Quinn's supposed to be different Doesn't mean it should be accepted though. The Ashley bumboys love it

That is my optimistic view, you dont want to hear my pessimistic/realistic one We're at our lowest ebb in almost 2 decades, and we're still better off than the Mackems who were supposed to push on to the next level this year. We'll always be able to laugh at Sunderland. Agree with that like. Appointing a caretaker as permanent manager after a handful of games when you've supposedly had 30+ applications is comedy gold, hats off to them Tell me that post was a piss take? Deadly serious I was just thinking with us appointing Roeder that was all. Although he was obviously in charge for a bit longer than that extra from The Godfather. A lot longer, with very good results and without many alleged other candidates Not according to the chairman at the time. Much like what Quinn said. Of course but being lied to was par for the course for us, Quinn's supposed to be different