Andrew
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Well, make sure you're on the discord.
Ive an alarm set for 4am monday morning (for me) so that I can check that we're up and running ok going into kick off time.-
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Sorry but we've gone back a wee bit with the last restore in my attempt to get the place to stay up during the last day of the season.
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Morning Chaps,
Apologies for the on/off service so close to the last match of the season!
I am trying to get this sorted out but between myself and our server provider we're honestly not sure whats caused the last two major shut downs.The one just now was partly me trying to diagnose issues since going to our most recent restore (Friday morning) just led to the site dropping again in about the same time since it had last gone down.
The place is creaking and is definitely due some maintenance/upgrades over the close season which I'll do my best with.
For now, make sure you're on the discord if at all possible just in case and hopefully the place will stay up through tomorrow.-
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46 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
Fully hypothetical. But what would have happened if either Spurs or Man Utd have been relegated? I.e would they have still qualified for the CL?
Yeah they would, why wouldn't they?
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42 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
The article reads like it's been generated by AI.
Aye, a good chunk of it seems to be based on detectors, though I can't say for sure how reliable they are.
I think we might need to have a think about how much AI content we're ok with showing up on here tbh, aside from my other objections to it (environmental, theft etc.) most of its just absolute garbage.
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4 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:
Am I missing a betting sponsor we have somewhere? Or are they just lumping us in with every punishment they dish out to try and allow us down?
We have two "official partnerships" apparently, Fun88 and sportsbet.io
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/ce9vnk2pky8o
We're the least involved of the clubs mentioned, three of them still have them as their main shirt sponsors but also we're us so our name has gone on first otherwise no one would give a shit.-
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7 hours ago, Rayvin said:
Am I alone in thinking that for all he's a bastard, he was actually pretty good?
The idea of a sporting director or a DoF is that its meant to be a long term, continuity focussed job where you stay in position for a long time.
Instead he fucked us off after 18 months and then lasted 5 months at man u.
Its impossible to say that he did a good job at either because he wasn't around long enough to have done one, but by virtue of that I reckon its fair to say he did a bad job or a main facet of his position.-
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We're going to have no fucker left next season
Seasons not even over and so far I've seen;
Botman to PSG
Tino to Man City
Tonali to all of italy (or man u
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Bruno to city or arsenal
Gordon to arsenal
barnes to villa
Isak to arsenal or liverpool
Big mitch really does have a job on
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3 goals in the last 5 games.
He's clearly not playing as well as he was on his hot streak earlier in the season but come on
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1 hour ago, Kitman said:
Listening to Amorim talk, it sounds like he wants the sack anyway. All he ever says is how shit his team is and how rubbish things are, lately he's said he'll probably get the sack too. I'm amazed he hasn't been told to shut his trap, it can't be helping the players and suggests a lack of leadership across the board at that club. No doubt Sir Jim will sack everyone at the end of the season and the fiasco will continue after yet another expensive reset of staff snd players. Lovely. Not sure about Spurs but I can't imagine Ange will survive the summer either no matter what happens. He's another one who talks too much (bloody aussies,eh?)
He's just telling the truth that everyone can all see tbf-
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I can see us playing the same system we did today, we last rolled it out against them and they had no answer for it and since Joelinton will still be out we may as well.
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They might actually just about have Havertz back for this, but that just means Dan Burn will have a lovely old time.
3-0 to us to take us second, they're absolutely imploding.
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Liverpool
Bastions of footballing integrity Liverpool Football Club (tm) absolutely chucking in their last 3 games of the season now they've got the league won and booing "one of their own" because he has the audacity to want to leave.
As per, high as fuck on their own self-righteousness.-
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Why is john cena on our badge?
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Im far more bothered that no one can seem to get "black and white stripes" on a home shirt correct than I am about the badge.
It wont be an eyesore because modern design isnt really interesting enough to produce an eyesore so it'll be reyt.
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1 hour ago, Toonpack said:
He's taking over Brazil isn't he ??
Almost certainly, although there are some timing/contract issues
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2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
Good lad, did you win at least to ease some of the pain?
No , we got absolutely murdered in both games.
tbf both were against last years league winners due to a scheduling issue and we're now being split into divisions so we're going in the "aw, they're doing their best" division while they go in the proper one.-
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Smallest time football blather possible.
I have broken out my boots one more time! First matches in 7 years yesterday and today.
I am in an unreasonable amount of pain.-
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18 hours ago, wykikitoon said:
The cunts just can't help themselves can they? Apparently a 'well reliable source' has said Isak is open to a move to London. Fuck off.
That has to just be paper talk, If thats true then arsenal are stupid because thats just "a striker"
Isak doesn't play like Gyokeres who doesn't play like Sesko who doesn't play like Isak.
Given how much of a system manager Arteta is you'd expect them to have some sort of profile in mind.-
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4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
Lewis Hall?
Ferguson has to be a better gamble than an absolute cripple.
And Livramento, and Miley when the need arose.He plays the players who are good enough.
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Aye DCL is an absolute no for me, he doesn't need matches to get injured.
Absolute crock and on a 'free' he'll want more wages than he's worth.
Constant hamstring and joint issues, he's 28 and shown no signs that it was just bad luck when he was younger, hes made of glass.You have to go back 5 years for him to have had the kind of season where we ought to be considering him, since then he's been crap or injured. Why would we sign him?
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Kellys transfer to Juve has apparently been sealed for 14 million because he has played enough games for them
Up to 6 million in add ons if they qualify for europe etc.
Big Mitch has played an absolute blinder there.
Some of their fans are coping very poorly suggesting that this deal is a favour so they can sign Tonali in summer
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12 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:
I’m 34. 35 in August. Think Tom might be the same age or slightly older? Genuinely think I might be the youngest regular
Toms a year older than me iirc. I think you're probably right though.
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40 minutes ago, Craig said:
You were a mere whipper-snapping 16yo when we brought this place together.
Out of the 5 of us who had voodoo dolls made up by N-O, I'm the last remaining one to post with any regularity.
And when it comes down to skeletons, I think we probably assume that some of the older members are sadly no longer with us, and I know of two regular members in and around our generation who have definitely passed away.It'll be my own 20th anniversary on here next year
It was (at the time) AsprillasForeskin who introduced me to the place before he sadly went off the right wing deep end and I had to ban him.
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Big Dan Burn
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Contract extended to 2027 when he'll be 35.
As it should be.