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You can stick ya fucking kaka up ya arse You can stick ya fucking kaka up ya arse You can stick ya fucking kaka Stick ya fucking kaka Stick ya fucking kaka up ya arse

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Went to Blaydon races, 'twas on the ninth of June....

I`m sure he see`s that everytime he goes into one of his chavtastic shops flogging Lonsdale trainers,Donnay socks and Dunlop golf clubs Yeah but he has Nike, Adidas and Reebok too, to pull the punters in.

TOON TOON!

Id love it if harper broke a leg tonight.

me and you are going have a falling out ya know im sorry, but its true, i respect your club, but the rumours that have been going around indicate its going to happen... sorry He can't kick, never collects a cross and he hardly gets near a pen. He's made to look good by saving 40% of the multitude of shots on his goal every game.....most of them with his forehead completeley unawares.

Someone just yousendit'd me an advance of their new track. Is that it?

Newcastle have only paid for 30% of the games tbf.

Llambias 111LOL1OMGZZ1!!

I'll be glad to see him back at games. See for himself the shit product he's selling.

...or we could get humped 8-0. Kinnear gets sacked. They've got an excuse not to buy anyone.

City have picked up seven points out of a last possible nine, scoring eight goals in the three games. Scored 39 Premier League goals so far this season; only Chelsea have netted more. Won the last two home league games, against Hull and Wigan. Newcastle have not won in six in all competitions; drawn two and lost four Picked up one point out of the last 12; from a 2-2 home draw with West Ham on 10 January. Conceded 37 Premier League goals so far this season; only Hull have leaked more Lost the last two league games on the road and won only one of 11 this term; Won only three of 29 Premier League matches away from St James' Park. Newcastle to win.

"Robinho held after sexual assualt" The fella that raped him likes to cuddle then?

Why doesn't Mike Ashley come to games anymore given that no threats have been made against his safety whatsoever?

Joe Kinnear's Newcastle record is worse than Sam Allardyce's and leaves us more precariously close to relegation. Why do you feel this warrants the offer of a contract extension while Sam Allardyce got sacked?

David Williamson, Justin Barnes and Steve Hayward, how do you see your role at the club and can you describe the most important thing you feel you've personally done that's had a positive effect? I'd extend it to Ashley, Llambias, Wise and Vetere but we've already heard their cock and bull stories.

Is that an ITK hint of someone we're signing??? I looked at it for at least 2 seconds thinking no way could it be spelt "bask".

Fucking hell HF, I didn't have you down for naive... I fully expect the open dialogue to be cancelled on Tuesday morning. But remember Craig, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

The promised post window communications are my one hope that they really think they'll pull summat out of the bag behind the scenes before Monday night. Why else would they bother, if not to basque in the glory.

Aye, a more believable intervention would be "you're contracted until 2011, we aren't listening to any offers".

You must be gutted that Manchester City are meeting your stringent spending requirements. ...and are still relegation bait.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...0.html#continue Hughton confirms we're after Ebondo and hopes that "by the time the window shuts we will have a couple of players" Get your money ready Baggio. "BAGGIO!?"

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I'd assume the whole Keegan story and associated questions will be off limits what with a case pending. In all seriousness, I'd ask Llambias to justify why it's taken 8 months for him to utter a word on any matter relating to the club whatsoever since taking over.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england...set/7853328.stm