Happy Face

The lad in front of us was jumping all over the shop when they scored. He looked a bit worried when we started having a go, quick to explain he'd had a few quid on 4-1. Belter.

Fuck off boy. You know nowt. When you've supported the team as long as me I might allow you to comment. Now do one!

OMG I'm a pre-keegan fan at last. A liscense to condescend.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle_uni...Manager_History EDIT: Keegan still our only full time manager over 50% That'll be gone by the end of the season.

If it happens at least our glorious failure will be fun to watch, unlike the last 3 years.

I'm so excited my tears have turned to spunk. I'm literally jizzing out of my eyeballs with joy.

Michael Owen must have thought things couldn't get worse for him on Sunday.

Me ma's over the moon.

Doooooooby dooby dooby dooby, quack quack!

You're no Akabusi like. Where was Akabusi? Apologies Gemstrodamus. The King is dead, long live the King.

Keegan out tbh.

Sack 35 of the backroom staff and bring in Shearer and Rob Lee and we're off.

Sod off, we're going to win the league man. Messiah.

QFT. Wonder what impact this'll have on tonights gate. Cash turnstiles right? Will he be unvelied? I was going to get pissed and arrive half an hour late but now I'll have to be there half an hour early.

.com say so too.

god, i don't. Not to worry. .Com says "Nicky Butt and Alan Smith are suspended, Barton remains unavailable and Beye, Faye, Martins and Geremi are on African Nations Cup duty." By my reckoning that means our available midfielders are... Emre Duff Zoggy Milner If this goes to extra time we're going to get raped. Will be a joy to watch some attacking mids this season after watching the defensive approach. Its a good midfield IMo? Not bad for 20 minutes.

god, i don't. Not to worry. .Com says "Nicky Butt and Alan Smith are suspended, Barton remains unavailable and Beye, Faye, Martins and Geremi are on African Nations Cup duty." By my reckoning that means our available midfielders are... Emre Duff Zoggy Milner If this goes to extra time we're going to get raped.

Is that Gemmill?

Damn you! I'm on tenterhooks to get your take on developments.

I picture you pumping your fist as you say that, a la Alan Partridge.

I say ban anyone in the top ten posters in this thread.

Born in Newcastle/North Tyneside 20 points 20 Father supported Newcastle 10 points 10 Went during the boycott 1991 25 points 25 Went before Keegan 20 points Those aren't my scores, but it's feasible that someone who was dragged kicking and screaming to 1 game in '91 could get 75 points. My measly 71 points must mean I'm worse than that traitorous sod, even though I've been to every home game for a decade. I think it's flawed.

Make sure he actually means Blood Simple though, he probably actually means The Day Of The Jackall. My Lebowski shirt arrived yesterday. It's fucking rank.