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Newport look like they'd batter us with a performance like this

Trust Spurs to have an off-day against a relegation rival of ours.

Respectable loss. We were in the game until the 83rd minute and had a chance to equalise. Can't ask for more than that. Now sign some players, replace Joselu, Manquillo and co.

Gayle is so out of form. Proper blunt.

Special needs scouser whining again.

Sane destroyed 3 of our players and set up an Aguero goal.

Ah, we're out of the game.

Love that we could nick a point here. COME ON

Oh shit, chances

What a save.

Great goal Love it, Murphy.

Manquillo is fucking trash. What a shite signing.

Half time is bliss.

Fuck me, so shit.

Another 0.5 of a goal for us. Yeah!

Without De Bruyne, Silva, Aguero, Sane and Sterling these are nothing. Come on.

We should get half a goal every time we force them to pass back to their keeper. 1-0 us then.

Pure AIDs passing from Joselu nearly cost us. But Rafa will keep the faith with the useless lump.

Walker just landed one on the moon.

Solid start, like.

Happy to take a 5-0 loss then. Just so we stay above Brighton until next weekend - at least.

Time to prep our collective anus for a royal fucking.

Hahahahahahaha? Everton goal so important for us. Now get a winner.

James McCarthy's broke his leg. Fuck.

Everything is coming together quite horribly.