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Starting to really like what Murphy can do.

Twice? Is he even alive?

Half a Joselu*. *A Joselu is a measurement of bad shooting.

Why is Joselu?

Joselu.

Taking off our best player

GET THE FUCK IN

Gotta win now.

Joselu heads over... Nearly conceded there.

Had our chances, Burnley won't be this bad in the second half. Joselu can die in a dumpster fire. Stealing a living.

I for one don't want a donkey cunt taking a spot kick.

Who let that useless cunt take the pen? Honestly Rafa, you fucking dope.

Whisper it quietly but we've started really well.

Yeah, he impresses by simply trying to play football.

Not a fan of Sturridge, glad we didn't sign him. Really selfish player who lost his edge, yard of pace through injuries.

Merino has said recently that he has been struggling to get over the back injury he suffered a few months back.

I hope Joselu is okay.

Need to save those, nowhere near the post.

Spot on.

Newport look like they'd batter us with a performance like this

Trust Spurs to have an off-day against a relegation rival of ours.

Respectable loss. We were in the game until the 83rd minute and had a chance to equalise. Can't ask for more than that. Now sign some players, replace Joselu, Manquillo and co.

Gayle is so out of form. Proper blunt.

Special needs scouser whining again.

Sane destroyed 3 of our players and set up an Aguero goal.