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Would love to, but cannot.

Will happen. Because:

Ben Arfa total minutes in PL an EL for NUFC: 4648 Goals: 13 Assists: 11 Minutes per goal: ~357 (~4 games per goal) Minutes per assist: ~422 (~4.7 games per assist) Minutes per goal/assist: ~193 (~2.15 games per assist/goal) Yoan Gouffran total minutes in PL for NUFC: 4740 Goals: 9 Assists: 4 Minutes per goal: ~527 (~5.85 games per goal) Minutes per assist: ~1185 (~13.16 games per assist) Minutes per goal/assist: ~364 (~4 games per goal/assist) (Just stealing these from n-o, reference goes to Smal - ta, Smal)

HBA (48 starts) 1 goal per 3.5 PL starts 1 assist per 4 PL starts Gouffran (56 starts) 1 goal per 6 PL starts 1 assist per PL 14 starts Obertan (26 starts) 1 goal per 13 PL starts 1 assist per 4 PL starts R. Taylor (31 starts) 1 goal per 10 PL starts 1 assist per 6 PL starts Sissoko (61 starts) 1 goal per 8 PL starts 1 assist per 7 PL starts Juan Mata (96 starts) 1 goal per 3.5 PL starts 1 assist per 3 PL starts.

Definitely, there's blame attached to both Hatem and Pardew.

Is it me or has Arma gained an inch?

Williamson, Dummett, Colback axis of doom. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM And Alnwick, an orange doomsday device.

Tickets sold, not bums on seats. Yeah, it is misleading and it's their standard practice.

Got lucky.

Andy Carroll is back! Scores his first goal since the dawn of time.

Where were these inspirational team talks in our relegation season?

Ayoze's best shift outside the box today. I had been a little worried about his play outside of the box, but always had that assumption that his shaky general play would clear up as he grew in confidence and familiarity to the league.

Dummett looks long.

"I wont be discussing transfers today" "I've got nothing to say on the matter" "Obviously Moussa has caught the eye and rightly so. He's put in some top performances..." and so on, skirting around the question. PR training, hello?

So it took Alan until half time to act on the obvious; no more long balls. Shame Dummett completely ignored that instruction.

Pardew "delighted" with that. Fuck my balls.

Ayoze's touch is poor when faced with a prolonged spell of possession. Whereas everything done on instinct, quickly around the box is class. I don't think he trusts his all-round game yet. He can't do the #10 role, yet.

Yeah, is OTT on Abeid. Obviously bang on about the shit corner and wayward shooting. His possession play, positioning and defensive work is sound and should only get better.

We played the same as we did in the 6 wins. Just that his one plan fits all situations doesn't. Second half was better once players were allowed to play. Tiote does more harm than good. He is deceptive. Slows play down, will miss easy balls. Just kills momentum. Cisse is pants aside from scoring every now and then. Even that is tempered by the utter horror show misses he partakes in on a weekly basis. Elliot is Elliot. League 1 keeper. Dummett is a shit hoof merchant with the ball. God damn, he lost the ball so many times tonight.

No.

Fucking hell, can nobody strike a set piece at our club? :lol:

Cabella is great. Hope this is enough to prove he's alright to start from now on.

Riviere ain't got to grips with English football. Can't be this bad all the time. I have hope.

Anyone count the number of hoofs Dummett committed? Take him to the Hague.