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Bloodthirsty thread over a thousand hits!

worth a look aye,the thought of a lock knife up yer'arse is painfull,seems to be the thing to do up there

MacIntyre's Underworld:Wacky Jnr (Jan 5th 2007) Reporter Donal MacIntyre and his team spent several months observing Wacky Jnr as he appeared to operate as an alternative justice system used by those in the area that have lost confidence in the police.Armed with a shotgun we tell how Wacky went on a one man crusade to bring law and order to his hometown.

The creation of Wallbangers

i'd rather pin an empty packet of walls sausages to me wall

a cocktail of shite imo

Did anyone watch this?i missed it so downloaded it,and have just watched it Well,he does'nt drink or smoke but he's gotta be on the toot-a-doodle-doo with a twitch n tongue out like that,sorry brian if your reading Brian Cockerill describes himself as “The Taxman.” Others prefer to call him an extortionist, street fighter and one of Britain’s most terrifying gangsters. He makes a living by “taxing” drug dealers, collecting a levy to allow them to operate in Teeside. Reporter Donal MacIntyre and his team spent several months observing Cockerill as he appeared to operate as an alternative justice system used by those in the area that have lost confidence in the police. Now the Taxman is planning on taking his unconventional style into politics. He’s decided to fight for election as Mayor of Middlesbrough and go head to head with the current mayor, “Robocop” Ray Mallon. Cockerill believes he can use his powers of persuasion to get the voters to back him. Physically, Brian Cockerill is hugely intimidating. In one of the film’s most disturbing scenes, he demonstrates fighting techniques to Donal MacIntyre. These include how to yank out a man’s eye from its socket. To keep one step ahead of his enemies, Cockerill trains three times a day. He’s a 22 stone, steroid-filled fighting machine who claims never to have lost a fight. MacIntyre’s Underworld: The Taxman is a powerful film that reveals a parallel justice system that appears to operate in many of 21st century Britain’s towns and cities.

And the survey says, 7.39% of newcastle fans want to be a wallbanger!

I could not fit the tree where the sun don't shine am afraid

Excuse moi!!!!

you see,that's sorted ya saturday night out

the 1st world war in colour is on discovery man!

Wankers wagon if i ever seen one Thats what most drivers shout at me tbh. Personalised reg plate aswell i see Jimbo 931 Cock Pulls Unleashed

Och man ya wee bonnie lassie ya!

Wankers wagon if i ever seen one

Coke?

pafuckles? you're bandwagon jumping, I see! I think you are right pafuckycuffle's I've only ever heard one of your songs once

pafuckles?

That's worth knocking one off for

Thanks,always used a AMD processor,so the Intel Pentium performs better?

New York - United States magician David Blaine successfully escaped from a gyroscope hoisted high above the streets of New York on Thursday, two days after being strapped to the spinning device in his latest stunt. The 33-year-old conjurer jumped off the gyroscope, 15 metres above Manhattan streets, and safely broke through a wooden platform after escaping from his shackles in the stunt for charity. Blaine had been locked into a harness and spread-eagled in the centre of three concentric metal rings, which allowed the gyroscope to tilt in any direction. A crane held the gyroscope in the air. The contraption left Blaine totally exposed to the winter elements, wearing only a lightly padded jacket, trousers and a scarf while he dangled above a vacant lot near Times Square. The gyroscope was designed to spin at up to eight revolutions a minute until Thursday, the Thanksgiving Day holiday in the United States. To avoid any challenging calls of nature, Blaine fasted before embarking on the stunt. Prior to being strapped in, the illusionist had said one of his biggest concerns, besides not eating or drinking, was dizziness. But a visibly wobbly Blaine was all smiles after landing safely on Thursday. "Thank you so much everybody for coming out and supporting this, it's been so fun," Blaine told the crowd that had gathered to watch. The stunt was dreamed up by retail giant Target and the Salvation Army, who will give 100 needy children a shopping spree. Earlier in 2006, Blaine spent a week in a water-filled sphere in New York in an abortive challenge that was supposed to culminate with him holding his breath for a record nine minutes. He was pulled from the globe after seven minutes when he appeared to struggle while removing chains around his hands and feet. He said last week that the experience had shaken his confidence. Blaine previously spent 44 days without eating while suspended in a glass box above London's River Thames in 2003. Other stunts have included being encased in ice for nearly 62 hours and spending 35 hours standing on a 30-metre pillar. - Sapa-AFP