Renton

I like trains, OK?

You can get Amtrak passes which is an ideal way to travel arounf America if you don't like driving. Probably more suited to East coast where the distances are less immense.

Mind, we can't get 5 at work and I know some lasses who will be gutted at losing their lunch time fix.

Lesbians? I didnt think people even smoked in Neighbours? Let alone rug-munched! Why are people bothered anyway, it's still on terrestrial for anyone sad enough to see it since Flick left.

Toonpack, I reckon you should consider the east coast, west coast, gulf coast, the mid-west, the Rockies, Hawaii, and Alaska. Hope this helps.

Wow, Gemmill advises going to the East or West coast, that narrows it down. The Carolina's are over rated and not woth a visit imo; well possibly worh one if it's a freebie and the place is by the ocean or in the mountains.

Why on Earth are you going to South Carolina. Hicksville tbh.

It'll become like yours.

I don't want to read about it or watch new reports. I have already paid for a subscription to the Times and my license fee. How do you suppose I can avoid it?

Again...it's already in your gut though? Eat some, and tell us if you become ill. Are you advocating that I eat shit and die? That hurts deep. With your encyclopedic knowledge of filth I'd have thought you were well schooled in the art of devouring a poo. Scatman Jim. Well, now you mention it, I do have several Japanese shit-eating movies, although I'm not sure how much of the excrement is actually ingested, as the final scene in all these films is a kind of vomit Bukkake where the participants spew all over each other.

Only 1711 posts, you're under qualified.

Loads of Newcastle fans have a soft spot for Celtic. I'm yet to meet anyone who likes In Victa mind.

He's the new GJ at SJP tbh. Look forwards to lots of Colplay and Erasure.

The Freeman hospital? Fuck me, are you sure you're not in Guantanamo bay?

Well done mate. Tell us the goss when you're ready. Mind, I've mixed feelings about this. It could be the end of toontastic as we know it.

Swallow what man? We're not mind readers.

Got it in for our new manager already.

In that context bananas are pork pies.

Not sure if I interpret the first post like you do, it suggests to me that prices will go up after the 15th. Shitty blackmail by Shepherd. I probably will renew but only if I get the seats I want.

Boringly enough I've studied several randomized controlled trials and systematic reviews on this subject. The conclusion? Any effect is probably due to placebo.

No shit!

Can anyone join in or just cradle snatching winos?

What you doing in Belfast is more to the point? I 'work' here. Thought you were local Alex Home at the weekends (Forest Hall). Been working here for about 8 months now. Thats a bit of carry on but it explains why i seen your lass the other week walking like she'd just got off a horse, before you ask it was a Thursday Still sore from the weekend tbh *shudder*

I'm just fitting your point to the argument. If you think we need a manager who is good at overachieving, then you msut think we need to overachieve to reach the bottom berth of the UEFA Cup. What it must be to have such ambition! That makes no logical sense whatsoever. I would love a manager who can make us over achieve which for us would be to constantly win things. Scraping a UEFA cup spot is overachieving for Bolton not us. Think you may need to adjust your expectations a little there DK. We have regularly qualified for europe over the past ten years though so I see no reason why we should lower our expectations below that level. This season there is a lot of work to be done so it might be out of reach but beyond that it has to be a realistic first target given the clubs resources. Only three times in nine years through league position though.