Renton

The point of the thread is to debate whether it's genuine or not. Warhammer? Howay man!

He must be one hell of a friend. Reminds me of a time I was at a party and a girl was so pissed she threw up on herself, and then shat herself. Her friend cleared her up and got her to bed, the next morning nothing was mentioned - no-one knows if she remembered or not. You can imagine having crippling flashbacks to that incidence for the rest of your life.

Is that a euphemism? 78154[/snapback] Everything's a euphemism if you put your mind to it.

I heard they checked your credit, but you came up a little short. 78121[/snapback] Took me a while but:

I've been known to lay a few sheets on the seat in certain toilets. 78102[/snapback] Meaning sheets of toilet paper. I wasn't some pervert typing in a Mexican accent just then. 78105[/snapback] As for paper usage, it just depends, doesn't it - bollocks to this three wipes rule. Recently though for some reason I've been having a lot of paper savers, which is nice.

She thinks your a cross between her Mum and her little brother. She probably thinks it would be legally called incest if she slept with you. Buy a dictionary and look up the words Modern, Life and Chocolate. 78100[/snapback] I'm trying to fit a sexual euphemism to all those bolded points, without much success, it has to be said.

A mortgage in Benwell isn't much though, is it?

almost....only your Chelski socks left to do and it's sorted... 78061[/snapback] Ironing my socks? Fuck me, you're keen. When can you move in? 78069[/snapback] I hope she's not ironing your "special" sock.

Very much so I'm afraid. He never did mention it again, although his farts smell like Popcorn, is that bad? 78053[/snapback] I'd imagine that was quite a good thing actually, especially if he gets wind in the cinema.

Try designing a decent avatar, that should kill a few hours. 78050[/snapback] Says Thundercat man!

Sounds like his billirubin excretion is fucked. How is your mate now - still alive?

So a subtle piss take has whooshed 90% of toontastic....

Thought Chopra was canny when he came on, put a bit of energy into the side and changed the game. 78016[/snapback] Really? 78018[/snapback] I think that's bollocks personally; but if it's true then it shows what level Chopra best operates on.

I couldn't actually work out if it was a whoosh tbh 78001[/snapback] Arse from your elbow tbh. 78004[/snapback] Well it's a shit thread then 78014[/snapback] He said, wiping his elbow! 78019[/snapback] So what's going on here then?

All but the deluded would realise Shepherd has to take a huge slice of the blame, given he controls the purse strings and appointed Souness. 77993[/snapback] but, as you all said, or most of you, back him and give him time ....... whereas I said sack him. Only the deluded thought Souness would ever be a half decent manager, so those who said give him time are just as wrong and deluded as Shepherd 78002[/snapback] Whichever way you look at it though, Shepherd has cocked up big time. This I may be willing to forgive, as everyone makes mistakes, but what is unforgivable in my book is the amount of money he leeches from the club - money we can't afford.

I've only read up to the bit about scones........ 77998[/snapback] It's a piss take though isn't it? Mind you, if I was a girl I'd go out with him.

You're worrying about Souness far too much! 77972[/snapback] Sadly I'm addicted to a gameboy game and can't put it down at night when I should be getting 40 winks. How sad is that? 77985[/snapback] depends what the game is ?? 77988[/snapback] Advance wars DS. It's just so perfectly balanced.... 77995[/snapback] definitely sad then..... 77996[/snapback] Shit.

You're worrying about Souness far too much! 77972[/snapback] Sadly I'm addicted to a gameboy game and can't put it down at night when I should be getting 40 winks. How sad is that? 77985[/snapback] depends what the game is ?? 77988[/snapback] Advance wars DS. It's just so perfectly balanced....

Manc-mag - am I being double whooshed here or are you being a bit thick?

Jesus wept!

You're worrying about Souness far too much! 77972[/snapback] Sadly I'm addicted to a gameboy game and can't put it down at night when I should be getting 40 winks. How sad is that?

Go to sleep. I wish I could.

But the finances aren't going to be any better in the summer, are they? Next years financial results are also going to disastrous, not that that will stop Shepherd and Hall dipping their grubby fingers into the pot. 77954[/snapback] It wont be so much dipping into the pot as taking the actual pot itself. I may not fully understand the business world but surely taking a large dividend when a company makes massive losses is bad practise? 77959[/snapback] I don't understand the details either, but I have read several articles in broadsheet papers that say the way NUFC is managed financially is nothing short of a disgrace, and no other failing companies would ever justify such high dividends and salaries. Then, of course, there is all the money from dodgy transfer deals and agents to consider - didn't Boumsong's agent get paid over a million quid?

Might make the match interesting for a change though. I wouldn't mind landing one on a few around me.

But the finances aren't going to be any better in the summer, are they? Next years financial results are also going to disastrous, not that that will stop Shepherd and Hall dipping their grubby fingers into the pot.