Slayer

How lush would it be if we could do what Eddie Murphy's character did to the Duke brothers in Trading Places to the fat twat! 😁

Anyone else think that if we go down Ashley should be beheaded?

Carver can just suck on my balls

Ah not last game of the season brown kegs time

What part of "must win game" do we not understand

And to stay away in droves continuously is the only way to get shot of him

Fuck new strips

My most intelligent post yet 😊

FUCK SUMMER TRANSFERS, FUCK CARVER, FUCK ASHLEY, FUCK THE LAW

THANK YOU MIKE ASHLEY.

It's hard to believe there are shitter teams than us!

Carver can fyck off to

Exactly - I'm perplexed at why they do. Why should anyone support this ideology ???

Here comes an Adam Johnson goal to wrap up

Never mind the officiating, what about our utter shit performance - HAVE WE CREATED ANY FUCKING CHANCES?????

FUCKIN HORSE SHIT THIS

Why are people taking this (tiote's comments) personally? Fact one - we are gash it's true. Remember the Everton game as one example of many? Fact two - why would any decent player want to play under this regime; nee investment, nee ambition nee nowt!

Oh just fuck off man Newcastle you cunts. Everyone pack in their tickets, that'll larn them

Did colo get sent off on purpose i wonder? Why do folk pay good money to watch this shit? It's a complete piss take

Fuckoff newcastle, fuckoff carver

Slightly better but final ball utter gash

Making the dippers look like Barcelona here

What a heap of fuckin shite

In the grand scheme of things this result doesn't make much difference. We'll finish around 11-14th this season and maybe every season. That's about as exciting as our ambitions are. Stay in the premier league with as little as much outlay as possible. Why? Cos HE'S A FAT FUCKIN CUNT.

Would you prefer Jak Alnwick?