Slayer

Fucks sake.

He will stick with Carver till the end of season then go for Bruce

Ashley

Colo for mgr is just pure insanity.

So Ben Arfa could be coming back? Lol

Bar some poor defending, I think we have played quite well. Perez and sissoko have been good

Dummet a shit left back. Was at fault vs fuckin mackems and again against the manc tramps

https://vine.co/v/OZlDxq50mFE

Hurrah - a shot on target!!!! Decent one to. Decent save

Fuckin painful this

Ppl raving on about Colback of late.....his set pieces are fuckin shit. Ginger cunt

Shocking decision lucky twat pardew

Jannatwat- shite

Clip from the latest sackpardew.com meeting just in....... https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=611924468906582&id=100002671035755

Personally I think the fat cunt was being a WUM with that quote. He's a cunt like that. If he was by any chance serious, please Crouch u lanky streak of piss, score a hat trick against us and for each goal celebrate with that horrendous "robot" dance right in front of PARDEW 😘

I hope someone tells Pardew that we have Citeh next if we win and that he's a cunt.

Man City. Err thank you and good night

Sick of hearing the cunt say "resolve". Just pissoff man and take the fat twat with ya!

The cunt is trying to save his job. He must have brown kegs just thinking about Saturday!

That was from newsnow

Actual Jonas Gutierrez Interview on Argentinian TV - Fully Translated There are lots and lots of very worrying quotes coming out on the web and now in the national press about poor Jonas Gutierrez cancer battle and how he 'said' the club told him to leave. First of all I wish Jonas a quick and full recovery from this disease. As regards to the translated quotes, the record needs to be set straight for all concerned. The interview released by TyC Sports is on the below link and having an Argentinian girlfriend, I got her on the case to translate every word. Surprisingly Jonas does not even mention Newcastle or Pardew's name once. These quotes that are circling in the national press are certainly not apart of the official interview released so I am very skeptical to say the least. Whether he said something off camera that has been blown out of proportion is probably the most likely turn of events in this case. My girlfriend assures me the Argentinean press love a 'story' whether true or not. If he did say something about the club telling him to leave, then TyC Sports would certainly keep it within the below recorded interview. Why wouldn't they? Jonas Gutierrez - TyC Sports We should not lose sight of the fact that the most important thing is that Jonas makes a full recovery from his cancer battle and I am devastated, as is the missus @FlorCamin (she loves Jonas), however I cant just sit back and watch Newcastle Utd name be dragged through the mud with something as serious as this. This isn't some footballing drama, this is serious and much more important than football. Jonas left our club for a season last year due to the club not wanting to activate a contract extension clause, we all know that. I have no reason to believe any thing else on why he hasn't played for us since. Until I hear/see/read an actual quote from Jonas saying what the press have jumped all over I blatantly refuse to believe it. The interview released shows Jonas going into how he has cancer, how losing his hair is tough, who he first told (Gabriel Heinze ex Man Utd, Ezequiel Lavezzi & Captain Colo - obviously) and when asked about whether he will have any kids in the future he makes a joke about only having one testicle and having faith in it. The interview is in good spirits and is really nice to see Jonas being positive and making jokes. Like I said, NUFC never mentioned. I wish Jonas a speedy recovery and hope he puts the record well and truly straight on this by clarifying the situation regarding him 'leaving' the club to join Norwich on loan last season. From a footballing point of view he left due to Newcastle not wanting to activate a clause in his contract which would trigger an automatic 2 year extension if he were to play one more game. This as far as I am concerned is true and having cancer, as horrendous as it is, would not change matters unfortunately. Whether you agree with this or not is another matter. Football aside, get better Jonas. You have most likely kicked your last ball for Newcastle and I hope you have a good life and are welcome back as a half time hero any day. As for a baby Jonas, we all have faith in your remaining testicle! #GetWellSoonJonas Follow me on Twitter @ToonBano

Wishing you a speedy recovery toonotl. I think I would tend to believe the .com version. Hope there are some banners in support of Guttierrez aswell as the obligatory sack Pardew ones on Sat 😜

U reckon Bruce will stick him in the dug out on Sat just to spice things up??

Hope he has a blinder!

Realistically, will we see this cunt get sacked?