Alex

Shit!

Mmm, rum

Canny result n Darlington

23 skidoo tbh

Him and the shape shifting alien lizards

Gideon just trying to assess the correct dosage of Charlie next time he goes to the bog

or at least have dementia. Same might apply to me like

You wouldn't have to

Ken Clarke high on formaldehyde

Still would though?

Tbf there's hardly any results in. Suggests a lot of the seats that would've normally called it by now are quite close

Unlike brexit they can't really claim the anti-establishment excuse here either.

Ironically that 1st Tory hold feels like the best result so far

What the fuck is she wearing btw?

I love that film

Is it too early to say - shit the fucking bed?

What was it about the name of their football team that made you decide it was a city btw?

That right-hand column is beyond parody

Dummettgate Mk II tbh

Agree on the whole, especially with the second bit. I think there were a lack of alternatives as leader though and, in particular, a lack of those who would be able to present the electorate with a geniune choice (as opposed to more of the same shit but not quite as bad).

Me grandad supported them as he was from Devon. Proper family affair this

Aye.

Think it's unrealistic to expect him not to play the game at all. What else could he say? Also, that seems a bit straw man as I don't think anyone has said that re: the result but even if they had I suspect that would be relative to expectations as opposed to being taken in by 'Corbyn's spin'.

Ah, beat me to it.