Southern Geordie

Let's burn his village down.

When did Jamie Oliver start writing for websites?

Unfortunately, I'm tied down for at least another 7 or 8 months I think, if that makes any difference. Maybe threaten to cancel the contract and they may offer me an upgrade.. Heard it happen before! edit- and if then they say no.. burn their village down

173672[/snapback] Bo.

I have no problem getting up early. It's the going to bed early I have a problem with. Ever since uni I've turned pretty knockturnal.. and sometimes can't sleep until about 4. Recently as I've started doing a bit more work I've had to get up early which has meant that I can sleep by about 1, which for me is really early. Also started listening to the Ricky Gervais show on my ipod in bed, sends me off to sleep really quickly actually. Think it's the concentration thing.

Right. They really are a bunch of idiots (three, not the phone people) But the bloke still hasn't come and so apparantly they are going to come tomorrow.. Do you think there is any way I can talk to three without having to talk to somebody that can't talk English? Grr

The person still hasn't come to collect it. I can't help but think the bloke on the phone sent him to the wrong side of the country

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: What? Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

I dunno, you'd think they'd have tested it!! They said there was a fault with the phone.. and I said did they not test the charger and they started rambling on, didn't really understand. So they're getting me a new handset and a new charger.. but knowing my luck they won't give me a new charger, which is probably the problem. n00bs tbh.

If we start next season with Kuyt and Martins as our pair up front along with a couple of new defenders, we are looking at a top 4 finish. Unfortunately I cannot see this happening. How long left in the transfer window? Seems to be cutting it a bit fine!

Yeah it's like this morning.. I rung back and all I wanted to know was a simple procedure and the first guy was a complete idiot.. So I had to hang up, go through all the process again just to ask the same damn question!

Yep, somebody rung up the house phone the other day called "David Smith" or something stupid like that.. I'm pretty sure that wasn't his real name.

Saw Triple X 2.. Such a cheesy movie it's unbelievable

Yeah that's pretty much what I got this afternoon, complete joke!

What would you do with a million in cash though? It's a bit suss to go and pay it in to HSBC and I can't imagine you'd be able to buy a house in notes. 173455[/snapback] You could pay for holidays in cash without raising too many eyebrows. Convert cash into foreign currency for travelling. Spend it in the pub. I reckon you could feasibly buy a car with cash. I could get my loft conversion done and pay for that in cash (exciting!) 173469[/snapback] Living the high life!

I thought that even though the advisors were homs, I'd have at least thought the repairers would have a clue.. I was obviously wrong

I'm considering it. They are sending me a new handset apparantly.. but if this doesn't work I'ma go medieval

OK, bit of a rant coming along.. I've got the Nokia 6280 phone, got back from work Saturday and it had stopped charging, it wouldn't charge at all which was a bit strange so I rung up "Three" and they came and collected it Monday morning, so fair play to them. Received it back today.. looked as good as new, new cover, the works.. Stuck it in the charger and it STILL didn't charge.. Was a joke! Anyways rung back up and they are coming to collect it this afternoon, apparantly. They said they'd bring it back Friday which was cool but I remembered I have to work Friday so rung them back and spoke to somebody who barely spoke two words of English. All I wanted to find out was what the procedure is if I'm not in when they deliver it back.. But it took me half an hour and three call backs to talk to somebody who understood English! They still aren't here.. Anyways my rant is why would they send the phone back if it still doesn't charge, don't they test it? Also, shouldn't they train the advisors to speak English before they take up a job where they have to talk to English people.. I know the call centre is probably located in Zimbabwe or something, but still.. no excuse!

Was saying the other day, if I won the lottery I'd still go to uni.. Just for the banter and nightlife.. Shows how much work students actually do eh! (obviously I'd stop going to uni when I realised I'm the oldest one, before any of you smart arses comment on it)

Taxi!

I go to the pub 4-5 times a week I'd say. Of these 1-2 times I'll get the train and drink quite a lot (usually on a Friday night or the occasional weeknight). However, the other 3-4 times I'll be driving so will just have the one. Not really complaining though, as I've started to actually enjoy a pint, rather than feel the need to get smashed off of drinking beers.

Why like, does he drive like a woman? 173403[/snapback] It's true- he looks like a man, dresses like a woman and drives like a woman. One of the worst combos in history

Mississippi Burning? 173390[/snapback] Correct

"Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass." tbh