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“We are committed to get the best performances out of the squad. “We have mainly looked strong this season and need to take that on. “Southampton away is a fixture that has been hard on us the last couple of years and we need to improve on that.” Latest musings from the white headed wizard.

Pardew to explain the transfers today should be good for a laaaarf.

Anyway Pardews presser should be good for a laugh today, he's going to explain the transfers.

Probably put bedsheets over it for the CL games.

But he could do that in a flash he's already bought Ibrox for £1 and I'd imagine the shirt thing wouldn't be a problem either.

All the best Alex have a good one man.

He's unlikely to sell put a little sing song of you "southern rotund born out of wedlock get out of our club" at the Hull game will give him a little reminder of how we still feel . Oh and dont forget the white headed weasle faced fucker too FANKS

Neverendingloan innit.

What would be the price of 2 hours advertising every fortnight around the world cost he wont let that go .

If he wrote of the loan it would be a fairer price I always thought he'd want about £280 million for the club £150 for the club & £130 for the never ending loan. It doesn't really matter as he's not really selling he's looking to fill a few of the boxes for the next 10 years.

The thing is the club is unrealistically priced when you add on the loan. I definitely think it's one of his ploys he can say "I know your unhappy so I've put it back up for sale but nobodys interested" we all know he could write that loan off today (it's a drop in the ocean for him) and make the club more buyable. But he wont this club has earned him a fortune and I can't see him letting it slide through his sausage fingers.

Canny interview that gives us a lot of insight about him as we always thought he's a cunt.

I've said it before every fortnight theres roughly a 2 hour Sports Direct advert played to a worldwide audience for free. The sales off it must be astronomical I can't see him giving it up. Oh and there's a game of football played in front of 50,000 people but Ashley's not arsed about that as long as they keep handing him their money.

"Anyone who claims they are interested in negotiating a price will be asked to pay for the use of a box at St James’ Park for 10 years up front to prove they are serious bidders" You couldn't make this up .

Can't see it myself NUFC is the goose that lays the golden eggs advertising wise. I cant see Rangers covering such a wide area of the globe as we do in the premiership. But maybe he's had enough of us, his wealth has tripled since he bought the club I suppose we'll find out in the next few days.

Yeah we hate Pardew and we hate Ashley even more. 1.) Good start to the season that with the selling of Cabaye led to a rubbish second half of the season we only didn't get relegated because of Remy's goals. 2.) Mid table or less anywhere between 10th & 17th also early cup exits just more of the same really. 3.) We've gone backwards regarding players we've sold talented players and brought in cheaper untried (in the premiership) options 4.) We should have signed a marquee striker something that we're desperate for. 5.) Ha ha ha ha 6.) I think you'll finish in the top 4

Good article that Chris cheers man.

It could be Dennis (cringe at the thought) Wise it'll more than likely be another cock-knee someone for him to do the knees up Muvver Braawn fing wiv.

I dont like the bloke never wanted him as manager and yet I can't see Ashley letting him go unless we're in a relegation situation. He takes all the flak for Ashley, his patter's shite everytime he opens his mouth we become more pissed off.he fanks Mike all the time he's perfect for Ashley so unless he starts losing Ashley money I.e. relegation I think we're stuck with him as long as Ashley owns the club .

Is there some kind of insider knowledge that the Hull game will be the one to see him off.

Hey Stevie we're getting a big fuck off telly that'll make things much better you see ,oh and a bit more Sports Direct signage. Newcastle over the years have been renowned for having a top class striker we now have a recovering Cisse who couldn't buy a goal last season. Like yourself I have the utmost respect for our supporters but I must admit I'm puzzled as to why so many attend SJP when he has nothing but contempt for them.

After 6 defeats in a row, we still expect too much: 28/04/14 “It’s a big club. They expect sometimes things that we can’t deliver” We're a selfish set of bastards aren't we.

Fanks 'appy face

http://sackpardew.com/ here's the link

Happy birthday young 'un hope its a good 'un