trooper

Aye here we fucking go

He's a business man with little or no interest in football at Newcastle. You have read the script haven't you ? NUFC is merely an advertising platform for his SD empire.

Oh I dont know about being a shit gambler he's tripled his wealth since he bought the club.

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24 carat shithouses and you can't get purer than that.

Yep 100% CANT.

Your joshing with me now aren't you, you young rascals.

Not sure what the going rate for a spit & polish is down in that London.

Thanks how very kind just wait until I get mine.

Cheers mate

Hi guys I dont appear to have any of those smiley, miserable, happy faces when I post do I need a certain amount of posts before I can get them cheers Trooper

It's not just Pardew though mate we need rid of the big fella before anything will change. Get rid of Pardew and it'll be another one of Ashley's drinking/gambling buddies in next.

Very sorry sir press conference you miserable twat

“We are committed to get the best performances out of the squad. “We have mainly looked strong this season and need to take that on. “Southampton away is a fixture that has been hard on us the last couple of years and we need to improve on that.” Latest musings from the white headed wizard.

Pardew to explain the transfers today should be good for a laaaarf.

Anyway Pardews presser should be good for a laugh today, he's going to explain the transfers.

Probably put bedsheets over it for the CL games.

But he could do that in a flash he's already bought Ibrox for £1 and I'd imagine the shirt thing wouldn't be a problem either.

All the best Alex have a good one man.

He's unlikely to sell put a little sing song of you "southern rotund born out of wedlock get out of our club" at the Hull game will give him a little reminder of how we still feel . Oh and dont forget the white headed weasle faced fucker too FANKS

Neverendingloan innit.

What would be the price of 2 hours advertising every fortnight around the world cost he wont let that go .

If he wrote of the loan it would be a fairer price I always thought he'd want about £280 million for the club £150 for the club & £130 for the never ending loan. It doesn't really matter as he's not really selling he's looking to fill a few of the boxes for the next 10 years.

The thing is the club is unrealistically priced when you add on the loan. I definitely think it's one of his ploys he can say "I know your unhappy so I've put it back up for sale but nobodys interested" we all know he could write that loan off today (it's a drop in the ocean for him) and make the club more buyable. But he wont this club has earned him a fortune and I can't see him letting it slide through his sausage fingers.