ClubSpinDoctor

That's my tactic if I ever get to take part in the SJP half time entertainment

I'd like you to watch and perhaps play some football then re-evaluate everything you think you know about the game. I wouldn't mind so much if you didn't think you were so clued up about it. Finding out that you now have a separate Twitter account dedicated to football is simply the last straw, somebody needed to call you out. When are we going to see all these options you said we have in the summer btw? What we're doing clearly isn't working, can you recommend some changes for the next game, just in case Pards is a reader?

If anything you're the pointless WUM. Your unwarranted Anita praise reminds me of somebody else's infatuation with 'Shane'.

I can't discuss Anita with you, you don't know anything about football but because you're quite intelligent in other walks you refuse to accept it

It was a joke.

I'm not looking for angles either Tom, I've been quite clear from the start that i don't think he offers much at all offensively or defensively

A defensive midfielder that has played in a year where 42% of our games have been 3 and 4 nil thrashings. Not all down to him, but how you can defend him and say he's good at it with those stats is a joke

He's fucking shit, man

Btw Fish... Chomp!

And our defense has improved inifinitely since he started starting games?

I'm open and transparent about it when I'm on the wind-up. I seriously think Anita is shit.

A midfielder spraying balls around, hitting 25 yard screamers and hitting pearler free kicks had us in the top half of the table. He left, Anita steps up, completes lots of tippy tappy tidy short passes and we're in dog shit form. Ok i was exaggerating when I said it was the only catalyst, but it's a big one. We lost a top-half midfielder, Anita hasn't replaced him. He shouldn't be bold in Fish's list is what I'm saying

He hasn't even nailed down an automatic starting berth in this shower of shite this season man. Pardew's picking the team, granted, but how highly some on here rate a player that has basically done and shown fuck all aside from having a handful of 'tidy' displays is borderline ridic.

Look Fish, you're obviously a semi intelligent bloke that is seething at being called out on how shit your football knowledge is. That's what I'm enjoying, rather than the club's plight.

Well it's the one thing that changed last season when our form went from good to bad. Hardly stepped up to the plate, has he?

The standard counter argument for the deluded optimist when he realises his foolishness. I can't win either way, can I? Either I'm wrong or revelling in our misfortune.

I'm not on the wind up. Just think you're a little naive. You were convinced our team was good enough, you were convinced we weren't done in the market when it was obvious we were, and you think Anita is a player good enough for a team with top half aspirations. The main reason we've gone from top half to bottom is that Cabaye isn't playing and Anita is btw

Me either, your track record for talking shit speaks for itself

Don't be calling CT out for responses, when a few of us have asked you whether you still think the idea of us getting relegated is silly.

Anita in bold

I didn't think Premier League to Premier League loan rules allowed him to just return if he pleases.

Big Bucks is retired and we're fucked if we're relying on a horse to save us

Alex is right, stop rising to it.

If I was teetering on the edge of grassing him up, the spelling in those texts would have pushed me over the edge.