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Yessssssss, he's happy - Pardew said. Definitely staying.

Would you still be counted in the official attendance if you did? Because the ground looked empty vs Spurs and they pulled 48k out of somewhere.

I was surprised we signed him unchallenged especially given how long we dragged it out. Unbelievable really.

I never want to lose and especially to these, so maybe a draw where we play horrendously will be for the best. I don't want any form between now and the end of the season. Anything that lifts the mood around the place they'll just use as an excuse to sign less players in the summer.

Desmond, nice choice of keeper. Meenzer, awful pick

Van der Sar Phillip Cocu Robert Pires Winona Ryder LeazesMag Tiff Needell Randy Jackson Lee Child Michael Vaughn Ze Eduardo Roger O'Donnell That'd be my first 11

Hearing winnersports.com are now barred from SJP

Cabaye goal

I intrigued myself actually and ended up on deadwrestlers.net there are loads that I didn't even know were dead. The latest being Mae Young. Did anyone used to watch it when she gave birth to a hand? I was kind of at the age where I didn't want to accept it was scripted then that pushed me over the edge.

He couldn't even afford it. The list of premature deaths on his payroll is a concern too, do we have the strength in depth to cope with one of the playing staff offing his entire family then topping himself?

Already operating behind the scenes That wifey who got her season ticket took off her the other week for giving it to her son to use - apparently they took her conduct in previous lives into account when making a decision

They're going to get to Wembley twice and get relegated

They didn't try in the competition when it was the Coca Coca Cup, Worthington Cup and the Carling Cup because the sponsors said if they won they weren't allowed to fill it with blew pop, but Capital One have said it's alright.

This will be so humiliating, any lads going to Hull should take a different route http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/driving-with-a-horses-head-on-to-wembley.878260/

Needs to go. I wonder if the decision not to replace Kinnear was taken with a view to giving Pards the boot and getting in a manager who would have more control in the transfer market? Or is that wishful thinking?

Sissoko £15m? Just another pacey, hint-of-ability, no-real-end-product journeyman from what I've seen so far.