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Well The Fish has his football Twitter alter-ego but we're not sure of it's gender

That's not a top 10

Lazy, ugly bastard.

... Says Parky shiftily

"Queen with Adam Lambert"

I don't know, I wasn't interested enough to dig deeper

That's actually rumoured !

Trying to draw attention away from that forehead

Have a fiver on Man utd Chelsea Wolfsburg Feyenoord -1 Mochengladbach West Ham Napoli PSG -1 Returns 635 if it comes in. Psg worrying me most of all, regretting handicapping them, especially without the Zlat

Wise, Ken.

I'm naturally suspicious after Chez's crack, once bitten and all that But yeah if you could mate

Most people I've spoken to that have been have been keen to stress that the music is a side event really and that experience is more about the people and err, substances

Still furious that I set an alarm and got up after 3 hours sleep for it. Days a write off on top of my disappointment

Nah this was going to be my first! Probably won't ever go now

I already suspected bullshit because they don't sell VIP tickets, you garlic-smelling twat!

Pardew should manage a boxing club, given that everybody fights for him but nobody plays football for him.

If you can mate I'd do anything for you. ANYTHING

Anybody else try for Glasto tickets? I'm both gutted and furious

Removing his thread starting privileges is the way for forward here. Accadadddadcadda, not Obertan.

The draw at Stoke would have been as good as a loss, apparently. I bet he doesn't put that spin on this draw.

My Cisse to outscore Altidore bet looking good

GOOOOOALLLL

Starting to think we should have worked one defending and attacking this week instead of mental toughness

I think he's basically given up trying to win us over so he's basically trying to get the rest of the footballing world on side and blaming the deluded militant geordies for trying to hound out a former manager of the year.

'Kin 'ell. Where did I suggest there wasn't?