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Nights finished until Wednesday. Fell asleep about midday, had to set alarm for 3pm cos we're going for Sunday lunch at the pub with my folks at 4. Don't want dinner, just more sleep please.....

Listen to you lot Thumbprints on your foreheads the size of saucers!

However, I must also suggest Stevie, that in future you stop posting pictures, posts, messages, profiles and Twitter accounts of anyone you deem to be a "wrong'un" without any evidence of such. If you want your privacy and identity protected then it works both ways.

If anyone inadvertently sees themselves on someone else's pic and wants it deleting then we'll do so.

Drama queen Unless someone knows your seat number Im fairly sure you're safe from anyone looking for you in a crowd of 50,000+ people and posting your pic on here. Anyone else, feel free to share your mugshots!

My ex brother-in-law used to do a cracking version of Prince's Purple Rain, until at one particular gig he sang "Only want to see you sitting on that purple vein" Ruined for ever.

Thought I'd share anyway

I don't drink halves. You just end up going to the bar twice as often! However, I can't drink more than 2 pints without going onto something shorter cos it makes me wee

Oh dear, whassup?

Well thanks, but I'm not married

To this day I don't know what anyone donated and I don't care. Every one of you has changed her life. It's really as simple as that. If you donated £1 then without that, they would be £1 short. Yes it's a footy message board but it's really so much more than that. It proves that people are good and decent and willing to help out when someone like me, who is nobody in the grand scheme of things, asks for a favour. I love that

There speaketh the expert! One of them was a potato

Me too, ridiculously so

We've had 3 incidents of such a thing in the last few weeks. All blokes though.

Had a woman who wanted to call her little girl Chlamydia once - she thought it was pretty 'and a bit like Chloe'. We had to gently point out that it probably wasn't a good idea.

Don't worry, he didn't bother with any of us girls. Which is quite unlike the Fish..

Okay, here's a thing. I spoke to Harold Shipman a couple of times. He was a GP in the area where I worked at his local hospital. He used to ring my ward to 'see how his patients were' At the time that I had a perfectly reasonable GP/nurse conversation with him, he'd already murdered at least 200 people, including the mother of one of my colleagues. That's quite hard to get your head round when everything comes out. Especially as he was a really lovely man. Or so we all thought. Trust no-one.....!

I love that Not cock trout cheese...

Thank you She's doing really well and her family feel truly blessed that strangers have helped her.

I could just take the babies off them in recovery...

Just to confuse people what with there being an Astronomy thread, I had the urge to be a minx. Hi, I'm Cat and I'm a Pisces

Okay enough of this! The original discussion was bad enough!

Is he Rach in disguise?