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I intend to do that every year and still haven't got round to it! The bairn is at bloody school til Tuesday night so it doesn't leave us a lot of time to do nice things before Christmas. However, we are going to The Snowman at the Sage on Wednesday then going for breakfast on Christmas Eve with a mutual friend of ours

Yes, because that's exactly how I sound

Except there's no football reference. 1/10 - try harder.

Excellent. You may pass go, collect £200 and head straight for the Superiority Complex

I reckon at least 3 of them are blokes in drag.

You didn't make that clear, spazzwad It suggested you'd line then up at gunpoint.

Let's take this slowly, so you can understand your mistake. So you'd shoot (fnar) 5 first, 4 second etc etc...

Which means you love her the most and want to kiss her/him.

That suggests you'd have number 1 at gunpoint last of all.

Wowsers.

Knob

Shall I make this?

Nice

Blatantly stolen from Twitter but thought it might be a bit of fun for a Friday afternoon. My favourites so far include.. Giggs in blankets Sleigh Given A Pardew in a pear tree Hosanna in Kanchelskis etc...

What do you buy 90-yr-old grandparents? Thinking of just making some Baileys chocolate truffles and putting them in a pretty box

Finishing the wrapping, except for the last couple of bits that are yet to be delivered. Fairly organised this year.

You need the Q3 from Haymarket - it does a loop around Ouseburn. Map and times are here.. https://www.simplygo.com/all-services/quaylink

The bairn is insisting on going to see Star Wars in his Darth Vader outfit. But he is 6, so it's acceptable. image sharing

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/tributes-paid-north-east-television-10608453 Awww My dad is devastated as he always used to joke he was going to run off with her when my mam was at work

That's okay. It's so far removed from reality that it hasn't offended

You pair of knobheads!

Yes, I'm a geek. No, I don't care. That rocket launch this morning was ah-may-zing. Took me back to being a kid and being absolutely mesmerised by watching the space shuttle take off and wanting to be an astronaut. That is all.

Disturbing tbh.

Try not to get too drunk and lairy Have a lush day

It does say that it was following a nosebleed. And CT/Grey's Anatomy/my messy job etc. Aye, it should really be in the Random thread...